Stratting 

the act of crying in an attempt to get ones own way or to achieve sympathetic approval from a superior

hes stratting again.
he got the job by stratting.

Stratting by alf May 14, 2003

scatting 

In Surrey in a town called addlestone it was named a new crime,it was in the local paper 'scat attacks' 'yobs scat barrage puts kids in danger',it was a group of yobs who set alight to dog bins and stole the shit from the bin and threw and smeared it on;parks,bus stops,cars,windows,houses,off motorways and so on.They also used human feaces.There is a video on youtube search 'gurr scatting a car window'.
Also scatting occured as a form of revenge of people.Many local places got scatted.A 14 year old boy got arrested for it called munch.

'wanna go scatting?' 'you got scatty slapped' 'you scatted that car good' 'who wants to go scatting?'

scatting by Luke Henderson January 13, 2008

Scrafting

Playing, utlizing, or observing Star Craft.

Stop Scrafting Adam, dinner's ready!

Scrafting by Scrafting haters October 29, 2010

Scritting 

Scritting is the process of falling asleep multiple times within a dream, oftentimes occurring after one becomes lucid within a dream state. This altered state can lead to the inability to wake yourself upon "Scritting" allowing for the individual to act out a lucid dream without the fear of waking up from excitement or fear.

Rylin had just woken up and by the look on his face, I knew that he was scritting last night.

A proficient lucid dreamer must learn scritting.

Scritting by levert November 24, 2020

pork scratchings 

Pork scratchings is the term for the left over 'crumbs' after the penis ejaculates and is not cleaned or wiped, and the remaining dried up semen is brushed/scratched off.

See also wordknobcheese/word

Please excuse the mess on your brand new black suit, I had pork scratchings.

pork scratchings by Teaboy September 23, 2003

Scritting 

Spending endless time on the bowl scrolling through social media while shitting. More scroll than shit.

"Has Bill gotten back from the bathroom?"
"No, man he's been scritting for like 20 minutes"

Scritting by BOIYF December 17, 2019

pork scratchings 

porky- when one boy goes to west ham matches and eats pork.
pork scratching- when one has evolved from the porky state and stays at home eating on the couch.

conner your such a pork scratchings!
go shove bacon up your mums ass you pork scratchings!

pork scratchings by mr. porky April 3, 2007