saying "hi" to my monster

masturbating at a high rate of speed

Annie: "What are you doing?"
Steve: Saying "hi" to my monster. Jerking off, if you
will, since you won't help me
on that subject.

saying "hi" to my monster by Christophe H Graham September 24, 2007

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what you saying

"whats up"
"sup"
"what you doing"

hey mike, what you saying?

nothing much..watching some basketball.

what you saying by +weeze January 25, 2009

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You Were Saying?

When you cut someone off and present evidence of them being hypocritical

Person: So, by all means, we should stop smoking-
Someone: *shows video of Person smoking*

Another person: Ah, yes, so Person, you were saying?

You Were Saying? by whomst'd've'ly'yaint July 8, 2018

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what are you saying

-whats up?
-what are you doing?
-etc...

what are you saying tonight?

what are you saying by Jason Lau from the Gap July 14, 2003

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know what i'm saying

"know what I'm saying?": used by idiots and fools after every other word in a sentance when they have no idea what they are talking about.

Then I say what it be like"know what I'm saying" we jacked him up"know what I'm saying"and poped a cap in him"know what I'm saying?".

know what i'm saying by vernon February 5, 2004

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you're just saying that

how you respond when someone gives you a false compliment/says something out of politeness and you want to let them know you're onto them.

can be said either jokingly or seriously.

often followed by a) "I really mean it!" or b) a lengthier explanation comprised of dead air and bs.

a) girl 1: OMG you look so fabulous in that dress!
girl 2: aww, hon i know you're just saying that!
girl 1: no babe, i really mean it!

b) boy: i love you.
girl: puhleeze, you're just saying that.
boy: boo, i love you like the stars and the moon and the sun... (continued bullshit)

you're just saying that by pft its dee November 2, 2008

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What you saying

This phrase is used when greeting a girl you find attractive,most girls don't realise this and they get mad if you say it

Tyrone:"What you saying gyal"
Britney:"Fuck off"

What you saying by Whosaidthatshit123 November 5, 2018

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