Daylight savings 

The time when the clock changes an hour. More the time when everybody is confused on why the sun is going down so early.

"Ugh. It feels like it's five in the morning."
'Looks at clock' 5:00
"Holy shit it is five in the morning! I hate Daylight savings!

Daylight savings by Bonebruiser January 11, 2014

saving face 

maintaining a good self image. People who are involved in a conflict and secretly know they are wrong will often not admit that they are wrong because they don’t want to admit they made a mistake.

charles knows he is wrong, so he is saving face by admitting he is wrong instead of getting into a fight.

saving face by maeganb013 November 23, 2009

saying "hi" to my monster 

masturbating at a high rate of speed

Annie: "What are you doing?"
Steve: Saying "hi" to my monster. Jerking off, if you
will, since you won't help me
on that subject.

saying "hi" to my monster by Christophe H Graham September 24, 2007

high siding 

The act of behaving in a manner abnormal to one's normal decorum, therein suggesting or implying superiority. See condescending.

Yesterday she was sweatin' me; now she's high siding since her girls are around.

high siding by Osakwedagr8 August 3, 2009

Saving Private Ryan Rule 

When someone has hooked up with every single sibling of the same gender but one, he/she is not allowed to hook up with the remaining sibling.

Hey, did Ross sleep with Sally when he was back in Iowa?

No, she wanted to but he couldn't do it - the Saving Private Ryan Rule, you know? He's already hooked up with Jane and Samantha.

Oh, right.

Saving Private Ryan Rule by Get.Big. August 7, 2009

Svading

The act of putting a ball of joint roaches in between two large matches, lighting them and quickly inhaling the smoke for a "head rush"

"Hey broseph, let's get Svaded" "Svading gets me too high brah!"

Svading by Nathan "Nator" Johnson Knox TN October 16, 2009

Sawing 

Execution by cutting a guy in half by a 2 man saw.

Sawing was the emperor's favorite way to half a guy he wanted dead.

He's been halved, you gentleman have done enough until it's time to cut another guy up.

Sawing by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017