resting bartender face 

Where a bartender has dealt with so many drunken cock wombles that their face is permanently scowling

That barman has a serious resting bartender face. God knows who pissed him off

resting bartender face by Derangedflamingo June 2, 2017

Resting Dick Face 

A person, usually a man, who naturally looks pissed off when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.

He's just got a resting dick face, he's not that mean.

Resting Dick Face by Kingeresting December 5, 2019

resting moron face 

A person, man or woman, whose usual facial expression makes them appear foolish and lacking common sense or intelligence.

Robert isn't as stupid as he appears., he just suffers from resting moron face.

resting moron face by Epic Dick April 9, 2018

Resting Douche Face 

Similar to Resting Bitch Face, Resting Douche Face occurs when a mans face looks constantly angry or upset. Even when the man is in a good or decent mood, the look on his face says otherwise. In a complete state of relaxation, this man looks like a total douche, based simply on the expression of his face.

While he might be a decent guy, his Resting Douche Face makes me think otherwise.

Resting Douche Face by Valma DooDoo May 20, 2015

resting constipation face

Tucker Carlson's grimaced look every night on Fox News.

Tucker Carlson was interviewing Glenn Greenwald on Fixed Noise with resting constipation face as they both slammed Hillary for sending some email.

resting constipation face by Uncle Joosie June 16, 2018

resting trump face 

A term used to describe a permanent, exaggerated facial scowl. This expression is often seen on people who have a reputation of being extremely arrogant and have a strong tendency to bully others in order to stroke their own ego. It is sometimes mistaken for a look of constipation.

“Dude! What's up with your friend? Is he gonna be sick?” “No, man...he just has resting trump face.”

resting trump face by RieslingPM October 1, 2015

Resting Murder Face 

When your natural resting expression appears so angry that people who do not know you, and even those who do at times, believe you may soon murder someone. Typically for men. Derivative of resting bitch face in women.

Girl 1: Why does Bryan look like he's going to kill that kid?

Girl 2: Oh he's ok, he just has resting murder face. He isn't actually angry at all. He's probably pondering football schedules.

Resting Murder Face by Errkah November 11, 2013