Rape relativity principle 

That is that the psychological damage and serious of it varies in relation to personality, culture, historical period ect.

What do you think about the rape relativity principle?

Rape relativity principle by Deep blue 2012 September 1, 2009

Copper Relativity

The theory that after passing a cop when driving down the interstate you can resume speeding because the chances of another cop being close by are relatively small.

Come on, put the pedal to the metal after passing the speed trap because there won't be another copper for several miles - it's all copper relativity. For you youngsters, copper is an old school phrase. Just watch an old James Cagney movie sometime.

Copper Relativity by LouBob July 14, 2012

Potato Relativity Theorem 

In essence, we are all potatoes. No matter where you go, the distribution of potato level in people never changes. An above average potato will above average no matter where it goes and a below average potato will always be below average no matter where it goes.

Josh: Man, I feel like such a potato for making a B on that exam.
Larry: Dude, the next highest grade was a 53. What are you talking about?
Josh: Idk man sometimes I wonder if I would do better or worse at another school.
Sam: Nah man you'd do about the same. The potato relativity theorem says so.

Potato Relativity Theorem by Yubashiri December 16, 2016

Extraphysical Relativity

Extraphysical Relativity, also referred as Theory of Extraphysical Relativity, is an extraphysical theory that supports that one being or body will keep their same extraphysical properties in any extraphysical level or world, being subject of the extraphysical conditions of each level and world, but still keeping their same properties and laws in any other extraphysical world. Extraphysical relativity also supports that extraphysical properties of matter can also be kept at physical worlds and levels and they will still behave the same as if being on other extraphysical levels.

"Extraphysical relativity might be a really good concept that can help with the exploration of extraphysical worlds and dimensions such as enable people to take extraphysical form at physical level without being so much affected by the physical level itself."

Extraphysical Relativity by Full Monteirism April 10, 2021

Omar’s theory of relativity

When you’re having a good time and being lit, time goes by hella fast, but when you’re bored af, time feels like it’s dragging on forever

Omar: yo, it’s been 50 minutes since we’ve been on the phone
Jailine: no fucking way! I swear it’s only been like 20
Omar: It must be Omar’s theory of relativity

Jailine: why are you talking about yourself in third person?

Omar’s theory of relativity by Brun_Omars May 13, 2019

Law of Relativity

The law one should consider before posting a comment on someone's Facebook photo or status owing to the fact that his/her relatives and family might read it thereby avoiding (or promoting) humiliation. Humiliation may not always end up to the one being commented to; in some cases the one commenting might wind up deactivating his/her Facebook account.

- In accordance with the law of relativity, I'm tidying up my Facebook wall.

- The law of relativity kept him from posting nasty comments.

Law of Relativity by Rerey88 January 13, 2013

einsteins theory of relativity 

A theory by a man called Albert Einsteins (with a crazy hairstylist) which clearly defines :
0. E = MC^2, thats E for energy, M for mass and C for speed of light!
1. No matter can excede the speed of light
2. Speed of light is constant for all, irrespective of their motion.
3. You can not go back in time and have sex with elvis or anyone for that matter!

Some parts of the theory are still unproven practically, but only proven theorotically

Girl 1 : I wanna have sex with elvis!
Girl 2 : Sorry babe! Einstein won't let ya!
Girl 1 : WTF is this enistein?
Girl 2 : Read this you dumbass, E=MC^2.. and so on..
Girl 1 : So its all because of the bloody einsteins theory of relativity, damn
Girl 2 : And we can't do anything about that bastard!

einsteins theory of relativity by Aky July 18, 2006