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facial refund 

When you nut in your partners mouth, and then they kiss you without swallowing.
Guy 1: So I nut in this chick's mouth, and then she came in for a kiss.

Sexually Confused Guy: Aw dude, she gave you a facial refund!

Italian Refund 

The act of aggressively comping a meal for a patron complaining about the quality of food, typically involves recovery of the food, assault with a rolling pin, and humiliation involving sauce or dressing
Ben: "oh, that guy at table 7 is complaining about the burger "
BR: "if he gets any louder, Dante is going to give him an Italian refund"
Dante: "ok Eric, you don't have to finish it then <pulls burger from his mouth, strikes him over the head with a rolling pin, pours bucket of ranch on him> No charge!"
Italian Refund by RkDubs January 21, 2022

Oarfish Refund 

When you give a partial refund on Etsy just to satisfy 1st world American snob ass bitches
I usually only give oarfish refunds
Oarfish Refund by flashpoint9 September 2, 2021

five finger refund 

A Five-Finger-Refund is when a thief steals an item, then either themselves or a friend returns later with said item, claiming to have purchased it, and asks for a refund!
“Sh*t, we’ve ran out of beers. Time to head to ASDA with those hair products the missus stole earlier for a five finger refund!”
five finger refund by Terrysuki September 13, 2023

The Refund 

This one is for the ladies. A girl gives a man a handjob or blowjob while on his back. When he busts she catches it and throws it back into his face.
Dave made me so mad last night I gave him The Refund.
The Refund by RCEB3 February 4, 2007

Tijuana Refund 

When you hire a prostitute, kill her and get your money back.
STEVE: "Yo Dave, did you fuck a ho?"
DAVE: "Yeah man, I pulled a Tijuana refund on her."
Tijuana Refund by iAmAwesome December 14, 2014