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Recreational Microbiology

I dabbled in recreational microbiology last year, and now the fruits of my labor have me dancing on the table in a hula skirt.

My career is in recreational microbiology. I work for Coors.

Recreational outrage 

An act of indulgence, publicly expressing your opinion in an argument that seems constroversial, yet lacks any adverse arguments.

Patting yourself on the back for expressing outrage for a topic in which the point you are making is obvious.
"This Male feminist was undulfing in recreational outrage just to get some vegan pussy"
Recreational outrage by Uch June 2, 2017

recreational reptile 

a whore that sells mass amounts of low grade pussy and blow jobs to as many dirty truckers as possible! aka lot lizard, sleeper creeper, bunk bunny,coin operated beaver, etc...
Ironman:hey empty pockets! that recreational reptile left a snail trail from your bunk to mine!
Empty pockets: that dirty whore gave me crabs!

recreational shopping 

someone who shops solely to experience the effects/have fun.
Shopping just for the sake of "going to the mall" or "let's go recreational shopping to the outlet store and see what's new.."
recreational shopping by valbon April 12, 2008

seminal receptor 

A woman who is a little bit too fond of giving oral sex.
Stephanie is a seminal receptor
seminal receptor by LaDeena June 11, 2006

Recreational Moose

While having sex with a pregnant woman, the fetus gives the man a handjob.
She's due any day now. I'm sure going to miss those recreational moose.
Recreational Moose by scoopadoop December 22, 2009