Skeet radius

The ten-foot radius surrounding all heterosexual males inside which another heterosexual male may not ejaculate.

Will: Dude, I gotta rub one out.
Chris: No, man, you're in my skeet radius!

by The Endd June 10, 2008

Splash Radius Rule

A rule that states: When a man is choosing which urinal to pee in, he must keep at least one urinal between him and the man next to him(if possible). This is to avoid the "splash" of urine from one man onto the other.

Seeing that there was someone else using a urinal, John decided to use the urinal 2 away from the man to avoid breaking the splash radius rule and getting the man's urine on his clothing.

by balbusch4nstk3 January 21, 2009

ugly radius

The distance at which a person will begin to appear unattractive to another person looking at them. Outside that distance the person in question will appear attractive. Note that this varies wildly with personal preference and/or alchohol consumption. Can also vary based on certain body part characteristics, which can result in "ugly radius asymmetry". There is enough variability within the human population for ugly radii to exist from zero to infinity.

From 20 feet away, Stephanie looks mighty hot, but her ugly radius is about three feet. With makeup and a liitle alcohol in me it's reduced to a foot or less.

by grind s. June 19, 2012

20 meter radius emerald splash

A move that can't be deflected used by a cherry loving donut with red hair while attempting to vibe check a blonde vampire.

Donut: take this DIO 20 meter radius emerald splash
Blonde guy: (X) Doubt

by Kakyoin Noriyaki February 4, 2021

Nearest Italian radius

When you put your pizza with ketchup or pineapple
Then oh boy
Ur gonna die
This is why you always monitor the nearest italian radius

The normal radius is about 5-10 miles this explains when many italians raiding your fucking house just because you put pineapple or ketchup on your fuckihg pizzq

Dont put anything disgusting on a italian food kids

The nearest italian acording to my nearest italian radius is 1 mile

Accedentally puts pineapple on pizza

Noooooooo-

Every italians on a 10 mile radius : so you had chosen DEATH

by Your Local FBI agent September 9, 2021

Love Radius

The circle around a female where the male inside the circle will be accused of having a crush on them by either the female or other people. The love radius is bigger in attractive females, and it gets bigger with age. It varies from 0.5 meters to 2 meters. Avoid this circle unless you are interested in the female.

You know that hot girl in 2nd period math? Her love radius is 1 meter, stay 1 meter away from her or she will think you love her.

by porn addiction April 12, 2011

Fuck Radius

The distance in number of years on either side of your age that you would fuck someone.

Being 40 is awesome. I will fuck anything from 20 to 60. I’ve never had a 20 year Fuck Radius before.

by jbarryd August 6, 2021