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I tapped Amber last night, shes such a quaffle!
Quaffle by James McVane May 11, 2007
The banter that wine buffs employ to describe their beverages, often only understood by other quaffers. Waffle for quaffers.
"this rather rambunctous claret has hints of French Oak and berries in the bouquet, and eathy tones on the palette with a hint of cinnamon" this is quaffle
quaffle by Dean Corin February 12, 2006
When a woman has had sex and there are rements of the mans semen left over inside the woman's vagina and when she queefs it sounds wet. Making a quaffe sound.
Wow that quaffle sounded like a repressed fart.
Quaffle by Iioveupookey266261 January 21, 2014
a really bad hair do. cross between quaff (hairstyle) and awful.
Naruto: Sasuke your hair is a quaffle
Sasuke: What do you mean ?
Naruto: It looks like a ducks butt
quaffle by vampirexlovers95 July 26, 2008
Extreme pointlessness.

(comes from the pointlessness of the quaffle in the game quiddich)
His talk was quafflingly stupid.

The extra door is quaffling
The window is a quaffle.
quaffle by TheModernAge324 July 28, 2007
1. put a downer on someones story
Sarah: i just watched titanic
Me: oh the big boat thing.
Sarah: don't quaffle me!
quaffle by pipindale February 16, 2013