Private School Hard

When a student who goes to private school thinks they are tough as shit, but actually they are soft and protected, and would probably get the shit kicked out of them if they went to a public school.

Person 1: Man, Billy thinks he’s so tough and badass.

Person 2: Haha, that dude is private school hard. Billy is a bitch.

Private School Hard by Assholeteacher June 3, 2018

private joker 

A character on the movie Full Metal Jacket. He was given the name by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman because he said "Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?". He also told Hartman that he did not believe in the virgin Mary leaving Hartman to admire him for his honesty and guts and promotes him to squad leader. He went into journalism in the Vietnam war after training.

What do we have here a fucking comedian, private joker.

private joker by epica July 15, 2004

private reserve 

In West coast slang, high quality marijuana. usually a higher price. Grade A stuff.

Kevin: What type of bud should I get?

Nat: Get some kind of private reserve strain .

private reserve by hallucimate October 16, 2017

Private Punchcock 

A game where someone hits another in the ding-a-ling rather solidly while the other person is not looking.

Scotty B and Dweazy enjoyed a nice game of Private Punchcock.

Private Punchcock by Phartman March 18, 2011

private detective 

A person who is employed by an individual or corporation to search and uncover the facts

That dude was stealing from the company and they hired a Private detective. Now he is fired and has to pay restitution to the company. Some people never learn!

private detective by The Truth Hunter December 17, 2007

Private Cheater

People that use private cheating software to play the Overwatch game.

Oh hell nah! A private cheaters lobby

Private Cheater by Timmyboy4500 May 4, 2023

private conversation 

oral sex, whether it be consensual or not ei: "a conversation with his/her privates"

1) often used in euphemism to ask if someone would like to give you for oral sex.

2) alternatively, a covert way to inform someone that you are quite displeased with someone and would like to shove your privates into their face

1) It's kindof crowded in here... you wanna go someplace else for a private conversation?

2) Nick: What are you guys whispering back there? Is it a private conversation?
Joe: How 'bout I come up there and shove my balls in your face? Then it'll be a private conversation!!

private conversation by boosh chugger May 5, 2009