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Couch Patting 

Couch Patting is when you are so munged out at a gig you pat the couch to get a girl to sit next you rather than string up a conversation. This Couch Patting has been coined by a young man named Arnold. He has perfected this couch patting in such way it has allowed him to spend an entire weekend with the coolest chicks around and has provided him with friend recommendations in Sydney.
Let's go to the Techno for some Couch Patting tonight!

I hope I get Couch Patted tonight!
Couch Patting by Nita81 October 17, 2011

prattling 

Who ever tells you this should shut the fuck up!
prattling by Tim May 31, 2004

Patting the Steadman 

He continued Patting the Steadman till the sticky liquid he liked oozed and squirted out.

patting it down 

Phrase. If during the process of deep passion, a male seizes the major role, and arranges his figure fully, and completely on top of the female's. Commonly used to describe the male as the main role, holding complete authority over "what happens next".

"It" refers to the female, and the male is conducting the action, and is pressing down.
Joey was patting it down last night, it was hard not to hear it through the wall.

Tim never got tired of patting it down.
patting it down by HereJustBecause September 24, 2011

Prattige 

Mr Walsh: HEY BOYS!! STOP WITH ALL THAT PRATTIGE BEFORE I MOVE YOU DOWN A SET

Pritting 

Verb. The act of being pretty. Showing off a nice outfit. Getting ready for an outing. Putting on makeup.
Don't rush me, I am pritting.
Pritting by Dirty-Rita September 10, 2021