chocolate potting 

The art of getting shat on ones penis after anal sex

'Dude she totally chocolate potted me last night'

'Ew chocolate potting is gross'

chocolate potting by Flat4 February 8, 2014

Crab potting 

The act of trying to come up by stepping on others, thus keeping them down. Like a bunch of crabs in a boiling pot of water trying to escape. If they helped each other get out, most would, instead they all die. This is analogous to the economy in California. Everyone wants to get rich, raising their prices for goods and services. Effectively everyone loses.

The price to remodel a kitchen in California is 3x higher than in Texas. Its the same raw materials, why? It's the contractors and their suppliers crab potting the consumers. It's ok, I'm a car mechanic, wait until their trucks break down i'll return the favor.

Crab potting by nodistortion March 14, 2022

Crock-Potting 

Placing food in a Crock-Pot and subsequently having sex until the food is done, usually for 4 to 6 hours. A post sex feast would ensue, thus providing fuel for more sex.

"What are you doing for spring break?"

"Well my girlfriend and I will be Crock-Potting almost everyday, so that will take up the majority of my time."

Crock-Potting by shirtlessphantom June 20, 2012

copper-potting 

The act of putting someone in their place with physical force.

That bloke is a right tool. He needs a good old fashion copper-potting.

If he looks at my pint again I am going to copper-pot him.

copper-potting by Jackmam1704 May 29, 2013

tea potting

a sexual act performed on a male by a partner (straight or gay). the male fills a tea pot with warm (not hot!) water. he then places his balls into the open top of the tea pot. the partner then blows down the spout of the tea pot causing a jacuzzi effect on the males scrotum. it is then accompanied by a handjob. note: no boiling water or tea bags should be used at any time during this sexual act.

hey baby, did you wanna try something new tonight? yeah? i was thinking of tea potting

tea potting by evil bob August 30, 2006

Tea potting

A favourite of the royals, a gentleman fills a teapot with luke warm water and kneels down so that his balls are submurged in the water but his cock is above the teapot. A lady friend is then requested to straddle him, positioning her bottom over the tea spout. As she rides him, carefully- air pressures may fluctuate in the tea spout and in her ass, thus causing a jacuzzi effect for the man

"I took my girlfriend for a curry last night. Tea potting all night long. So mate- dont ever use this teapot... "

Tea potting by Marie Costello August 26, 2007

Yoghurt-potting 

When one male, after eating and enjoying a nutritious yoghurt, inserts said yogurt pot into his anus.

His male companion then inserts his penis and/or balls into the yogurt pot.

Note: this is definitely not gay!

Matty J and Deano have enjoyed a pleasant picnic on Hampstead Heath.

Matty J: Hey Deano, I've got this empty yogurt pot, what shall I do with it?

Deano: I know mate, let's try a spot of yoghurt-potting. It's definitely not gay!

Yoghurt-potting by BruffandConlon June 12, 2013