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Plumbing 

To forcefully insert a hollow metal pipe into the rectum of a woman and suck out all of faecal matter. It is similar to a filthy fiddler.
Man: I'm going to go home today, to do some Plumbing.
Plumbing by Harry Veiner February 18, 2011

Clean Plumbing

Post defecation, you use your toilets bidet to hit the male G spot. Simultaneously receiving a blowjob to completion. Thus cleaning all the plumbing.
Girl: can I clean you plumbing
Man: I have already started…

Man: I received clean plumbing after eating Taco Bell
Clean Plumbing by McMahonDingo December 27, 2022

plumbing 

Any brass wind instrument, because of the appearance of the tubing.
Listen to that great plumbing in the band! I haven't heard anything like that in a long time!
plumbing by pentozali April 13, 2006

Plumbing Boner 

When a piece of plumbing arouses you sexually in the dick/ball region. Usually occurs to plumbers by their own work.
Boss: good job on that rough in.
Ryan: yeah it gave me a madddd plumbing boner
Plumbing Boner by lasiufdgadr November 6, 2011

Plumbing on a girl 

Urinating on a girl's face in a professional matter.
No one is saying plumbing on a girl gives you the ability to fly; also, no one isn't.

Plumbing Contract 

When a woman wants you to lay some pipe, to the exclusion of all others. Contingent on you getting the job done in a satisfactory fashion.
We've been fucking the last couple weeks and she loves how I get it done. I've officially got her Plumbing Contract.