platonic daddy 

An older spicy man in your life that is nurturing and caring like a daddy / daddy dominant, but not in a sexual way. You are cared for by this man, but you don't have sex with him. He may cuddle you, or perhaps choke you as a friend.

Jason Momoa / Khal Drogo is my platonic daddy. I just want him to care for me while I braid his hair and feed him.

platonic daddy by Daddy Deep Dick ™ October 23, 2017

platonic relationship 

When a woman officially declares a man to be in her 'friend zone'.

Man: "I love you"

Woman: "I love you, too"

Man: *leans in for a kiss*

Woman: *magically turns it into a hug* "You're such a great friend."

Man: *is now in a forced platonic relationship*

platonic relationship by Emerald Grace August 4, 2011

Platonic 

Platonic is a type of love, or close relationship, that is non-romantic. It is named after Greek Plato, Platonic love as devised by Plato concerns rising through levels of closeness to wisdom and true beauty from attraction to individual bodies to attraction to souls, and eventually, union with the truth.

Platonic
Yes I'll do it.

Platonic by mennäperille December 9, 2019

platonicuddle 

A cuddle between friends of the opposite sex with no underlying romantic feelings.

Leighton and Mel settled down on the couch for a movie and a platonicuddle.

platonicuddle by mdtx2 April 30, 2010

Platonic Lesbianism 

Lifestyle choice!

Friendship… but only with girls (cuz guys suck)

When you just can’t kick your attraction to guys

Person 1: why is there only girls on your Snapchat?

Person 2: I’m doing platonic lesbianism

Platonic Lesbianism by the first platonic lesbianist February 18, 2023

platonic simping 

verb: Simping for some one in a platonic sense; wanting to be someone's friend really bad, or in a simp-like manor. Usually used by people on the asexual/aromantic spectrum to express attraction to someone that isn't sexual/romantic.

Avery, watching tv: Aww, Yamaguchi is such an angel, I would love to just hang out with him!

Emery: Dude, we are both platonic simping for Yamaguchi so much!

platonic simping by UshiwakaIsAsexual January 22, 2021

Platonic relationship 

A relationship that contains no romantic or sexual interest.

Random dude: This woman and I are in a platonic relationship.
Plato: And what does platonic mean?
Random dude: It means we don't have sex.
Plato: What the fuck?

Platonic relationship by Oreva1 August 8, 2020