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Piff = Piss + Off
*someone annoying walks up to Dave*
Someone annoying : HI!
Dave : PIFF!
Piff by britishlollypoptwit December 25, 2019
Related Words
Piff Piffle piffy Piffer piffting piffed Piffin Piff Squad Piffany piffen
To discard or throw an object in a carefree manner.
"Do you have a bin in this car?"
-Nah, just piff it out the window.
Piff by CobbaBloke January 2, 2019
PIFF = PAY IT FORWARD FREQUENCY

Adjective:
Doing something NICE at an extremely convenient instance. *6

Noun:
Uncountable, limitless blessings *2
Superior to the average, a blessing *1
Used to describe something good, popular or attractive. *1
A gift that is HOT (timely or greatly appreciated) *3

Verb:
A charity, given back to the community, instead of to each other *4
The instance of a quiet (muffled) explosion (impact) of blessings *5
The powerful FREQUENCY of a Random Act of Kindness *7

Interjection:
A exclamation of contempt with the damaging actions of another. *2+5
An expression of contempt: ‘nonsense!’, ‘rubbish!’ *5
— (The opposite of doing a GOOD PIFF, known as the “Poor Idiot Fool Frequency”)

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Sources

1 - Urban Dictionary = urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=piff

2 - Wictionary
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/piff#:~:text=piff%20(uncountable),)%20Piffle%3B%20nonsense%3B%20rubbish.

3 - Slang Dictionary - “That girl is piff!” Or “"Byonce is piff””
onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/piff

4- Employees Donate Gifts to Area Homeless and Children.
thefreelibrary.com/ADMA+Employees+Donate+Gifts+to+Area+Homeless+and+Children-a0244392162

5 - Lexico = www.lexico.com/en/definition/piff

6 - Want to know what Gloucester kids are really saying?
thegillnetter.com/9279/arts-culture/want-to-know-what-gloucester-kids-are-really-saying/

7 - PIF.WTF - A PIFF for everyone, a simple Random Act of Kindness for all.

~ Ambassador Rodgers, A.G. Ret.
PIFF, if we look at the FREQUENCY of it, the GOOD FREQUENCY that is put forward by yourself in doing the PIF (Pay it Forward) deed, should affect the FREQUENCY of the person, it should be powerful enough to change them at least for the moment. Because that FREQUENCY of the PIF, is so very, very strong, and can be seen in the mapping of the FREQUENCIES of all TIME.

You should know that the PIF FREQUENCY is the HIGHEST FREQUENCY that we can HOPE to ATAIN in our lives. The more you practice it, the more POWERFUL your PIF FREQUENCY becomes. In time, you will find that massive, unmovable things, problems, and people melt away into miracles.
Piff by SassyRV September 20, 2020
1. Not a specific kind of bud, but rather another name to call some "fire" bud.
2. Some bullshit that someone's trying to pass off as raw.

WARNING: always check what you're copping when you hear piff, unless you want to get schemed the shit out of!!
1. Yo, you got that piff?
2. Ayo, I got that piffington, dubs and dimes, you already know!!
3. I heard you got piff, is it some raws, or some ight shit?
piff by MAND_mfd December 14, 2008
Most of these definitions are wrong.

Real piff AKA piffy is marijuana not laced, but grown with opium in it. Before the plant buds, a syringe is used to inject the choice opiate into it, thus the drug being distributed evenly through the plant. When smoked, the high produced by piff is more of a mellow, relaxed high, then the normal hungry/sleepy/happy/stupid high produced by marijuana alone.
I rolled a blunt with some piff I got from this dude I know, and I was so fucked up all afternoon.
piff by davis ave August 20, 2008
A silent or hissing type gas passing, hence the name PIFF. Hands may be used to separate buttocks in order to achieve higher level of piffiness.

Originated in New Albany, Indiana. Brought to Southern California in the early 21st century.
"To avoid embarassment, Eric turned away from his girlfriend, discreetly spread his butt cheeks and let out a PIFF rather than a loud fart."
PIFF by Regnillo Girl June 16, 2009