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Paedophile 

As a medical diagnosis, pedophilia (or paedophilia) is typically defined as a psychiatric disorder in adults or late adolescents (persons age 16 or older) characterized by a primary or exclusive sexual interest in prepubescent children (generally age 13 years or younger, though onset of puberty may vary). The child must be at least five years younger in the case of adolescent pedophiles aged 16 or older
Brennan is a prime example of a paedophile.
Dude he has a mangina!!
Paedophile by hdhdhdpp April 22, 2011
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Reverse Pedophile 

The technical term is Teleiophilia (from Greek teleios, "full grown").
When a young person is in love with an older person who may be significantly older.
Teleiophelia is a very rare term due to the fact that it's socially acceptable for a younger person to like an older person
A 25 year old woman loving Johnny Depp who's 45: "OMG, he's 20 years older than me, but he's sooo sexy!"

Any Vic Mignogna fangirl: "Ack! He's 46 and I'm only 20! I feel like a reverse pedophile!"
Reverse Pedophile by Vic_Lover October 23, 2008

pedophile smile 

A creepy smile unknowingling given by a not so sneaky child molester when he is looking at little boys.
Dad: Son I dont want you getting ice cream from the ice cream man anymore.
Son: Why dad?
Dad: Because last time you got ice cream, I saw him give a pedophile smile at you when you were eating that chocolate covered banana.
Son: EWW SICK!
Dad: Yeah so don't get ice cream from him again or i'll hit mom.
pedophile smile by Sandmann September 23, 2008

Pedophile 

People who are primarily attracted to prepubescents 11 and below.

There are real terms called chronophiles for other age ranges as well:

Pedophile | 11 and below | 5%
Hebephile | 11-14 | about 16-20%
Ephebophile |mid-late adolescents 14-18 | 20%
Teleiophile | adults

Note: %s only account for males and are averages based on a combination of studies. 1 2 3

-these do not necessarily imply that these people are carnal sex-crazed animals whose sole desire is to seek sex. They are not akin to boiling pots of water that can overflow at anytime. Most of these people fall in love with young people the same way as adults who fall in love with other adults. Then later in the relationship, sex becomes relevant.

-These terms should not be used to denote actual sexual activities between adults and younger people, because most people with one of these never actually engage in them, and those who do often lack chronophilic attractions. 4

Citations:

1. Seto M. “Sexual Attraction and Falling in Love in Persons with Pedohebephilia” Arch Sex Behav., 49, no. 4 (Feburary 20, 2021): 1305–1318.

2. Schuster, Filip, (2014) Every fifth boy and man is pedophilic or hebephilic

3. Stephenson, B. W. (2014, July 29). How many men are paedophiles? BBC News.

4. Stelzmann, D., Jahnke, S., Kuhle L. F. “Media Coverage of Pedophilia: Benefits and Risks from Healthcare Practitioners’ Point of View” Sexologies, Int J Environ Res Public Health, 17, no. 16 (August 8, 2010): 225.
John is a pedophile because he is primarily attracted to 10 year old's.
Pedophile by MisterMosher September 20, 2023

Pedophile 

You are a pedophile

Legal Pedophile 

A person in his late 20's or older who is dating a minor aged 16-18 years old.
- "Can you believe that Dave is dating a 16 year old... what a sick bastard."
- "Well, it's still over the age of consent, he's not breaking any laws..."
- "Still fucked up, he's a legal pedophile... but hey, better that than an 18-year old dating a fucking 100-year old..."

Pedaphile 

Really, Mark? You spent all that time in med school, and now you draw the line above the ankle? Fucking pedaphile.
Pedaphile by Little City Band September 26, 2018