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Legal Pedophile 

A person in his late 20's or older who is dating a minor aged 16-18 years old.
- "Can you believe that Dave is dating a 16 year old... what a sick bastard."
- "Well, it's still over the age of consent, he's not breaking any laws..."
- "Still fucked up, he's a legal pedophile... but hey, better that than an 18-year old dating a fucking 100-year old..."
Legal Pedophile by DruggedBabyPenguin November 26, 2020

Pedaphile 

Derogatory term for a podiatrist
Really, Mark? You spent all that time in med school, and now you draw the line above the ankle? Fucking pedaphile.
Pedaphile by Little City Band September 26, 2018

Pedochilesterdiskopita 

The mix of a pedophile, a child molester, a distractor and a spanakopita.
Dude your such a Pedochilesterdiskopita

Reverse Pedophile 

A minor who is mainly or only interested in people over the age of 18. There is no limit to how much older that person might be. It can be a 15 year old diggin' on a 20 year old, or 16 on 30, whatever the case, they try to seduce people older than them.
That 14 year old was such a Reverse Pedophile. I just turned 18, I can't be messing around with that.
Reverse Pedophile by planonpuke March 8, 2011

sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert 

laura: OMG Mr Edmonds sweats alot
robert: it's gross
jarrod: Yeah he is sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert

Reverse Pedophile 

The opposite of a pedophile. A minor who stalks or catfishes adults, but bypasses trouble because of their age. They are on their way to being a sex offender, just wait a few more years.
Me: Can we trade brothers, I need mine out of the house.
Friend: Why?
Me: My brother is a reverse pedophile.
Friend: A what?
Me: He created a fake tindr account to get nudes of people, and he's only 11
Friend: Eww
Me: I'm going to be an adult soon please kill me
Reverse Pedophile by FlametheSeraph January 31, 2019