parade head 

Someone with a giant head.

Harvey: Look at that chick on the halftime show interviewing players.

Carl: Yes, she looks like she could be in the Thanksgiving Day parade on a float.
Harvey: Yes, she has a real parade head.

parade head by cut the cards January 18, 2023

parade wave

A slight hand gesture used to wave for prolonged periods of time (like during a parade)or as a casual non-verbal greeting to friends. With the arm bent at the elbow, the waver turns their wrist back and forth exposing the front and then the back of the hand in a single motion.

I didn't feel like talking so I gave her a quick parade wave as I walked by.

parade wave by Hackermom November 3, 2005

Parade Ruiner 

A fat or ugly cheerleader or baton/ flag twirler wearing a short skirt, tight pants, or a leotard, Usually marching in a parade.

"This marching band is pretty good."

"Nevermind, all the baton twirlers are parade ruiners."

-or-

"This parade is full of parade ruiners."

Parade Ruiner by Doublewolf October 23, 2009

Parade of Fertility

Tradition in Japan in which they celebrate schlongs and have a giant pink blimp of one,a shrine,statues,japanese limbo,and every item of food is shaped like a penis.

I knew they were fucked up,I just didnt know they were THAT fucked up.

Parade of Fertility by Jake October 13, 2004

parade wave

"Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, touch your pearls and blow a kiss"

Miss Teen Bumpkin, not quite a natural in the beauty queen pageant, repeated to herself "Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, touch your pearls and blow a kiss" to remind herself of the proper parade wave. Her fans on the side of the street wondered what she was saying, as she had not yet mastered being able to speak without moving her lips.

parade wave by elliephant22 December 23, 2005

Parade Of Douchebaggery 

Referring to a heavy volume of bad traffic and bad drivers.

Keith could not believe the parade of douchebaggery on his way to work.

Parade Of Douchebaggery by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008

parade of wrinkles 

a crowded room full of old people.

i went to thrift town on monday and they had a parade of wrinkles going on.

parade of wrinkles by george January 20, 2005