Oxy clean 

The commercialized clothing stain getter-outer. Originally only available through television orders. Also the originator of the "screamo" commercial, where the advertiser feels the need to scream whatever they are saying. They seem to think that projecting their voice so that the neighbors can hear the commercial sells their products. However, studies have proven otherwise. Because that dude on the commercial is notorious for being a fucktard.

"OXY CLEAN GETS STAINS OUT LIKE THAT!(snaps fingers) WINE, COFFEE, PASTA SAUCE, YOU NAME IT, OXYCLEAN DOES THE JOB! (proceeds to spill all of these ingredients on a white sheet, dips in oxy clean solution and it comes out sort of clean) GET OXY CLEAN!" (gives you a moronic thumbs up)

Oxy clean by tip.the.cow October 3, 2006

oxy moron

two words that contradict each other

perfect reject, pretty ugly

oxy moron by Gena April 23, 2003

Oxy Whore 

A girl who will do anything sexual for oxycotin. Usually addicted and broke, most of these girls bang the drug. There mostly from the suburbs because oxycotin is a more "socially accepted" form of herion.

Boy- " ey girl i just got some of them instant release 30's, you good?"

Girl- "Shit i dont have any money, ill get u back, please just let me get some?"

Boy- " i think we can work somthin out"
.. this bitch is an oxy whore, she'll suck me up for sure

Oxy Whore by 816CUPCAK3 October 3, 2010

oxy love

The feelings of peace and love that a person gets when snorting or eating oxycodone.

After snorting an OC20, I had mad oxy love for that stankass bitch!

oxy love by Chico B July 7, 2010

oxy moron

two words in a phrase that are opposites

millitary intellegence

canadian army

british honor

honor among thieves

living dead

jumbo shrimp

TOP 51 OXY MORONS
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51. Friendly Fire
50. Act naturally
49. Found missing
48. Resident alien
47. Advanced BASIC
46. Genuine imitation
45. Airline Food
44. Good grief
43. Same difference
42. Almost exactly
41. Government organization
40. Sanitary landfill
39. Alone together
38. Legally drunk
37. Silent scream
36. British fashion
35. Living dead
34. Small crowd
33. Business ethics
32. Soft rock
30. Military Intelligence
29. Software documentation
28. New York culture
27. New classic
26. Sweet sorrow
25. Childproof
24. "Now, then ..."
23. Synthetic natural gas
22. Christian Scientists
21. Passive aggression
20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
17. Extinct Life
16. Temporary tax increase
14. Plastic glasses
13. Terribly pleased
12. Computer security
11. Political science
10. Tight slacks
9. Definite maybe
8. Pretty ugly
7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
6. Diet ice cream
5. Rap music
4. Working vacation
3. Exact estimate
2. Religious tolerance

And the Number one top OXY-Moron . . .

1. Microsoft Works

oxy moron by shawn im so kool October 28, 2005

oxy cotton

slang term the for the painkiller oxycontin.

scarecrow, scarecrow, whats that u poppin
a powerful pill they call oxy cotton
yea its so tight, it got u draggin
havent u heard big things come in small packages

oxy cotton by gh0stk1d August 1, 2006

oxy moron

Two words that actually belong together. See typo.

Oxy moron would be an oxymoron if the word "oxy" held any smart/non-moronic connotation.

oxy moron by kibk8al August 25, 2006