The Oil Rig 

The act of stopping up a toilet with toilet paper and then depositing your feces on top of the paper. The turd should protrude through the top of the water, resembling an oil rig.

The man was disgusted when he had to plunge The Oil Rig festering in his toilet.

The Oil Rig by Mr. Awesome, The Captain of Cool July 16, 2007

Surburban Oil Rig 

When having intercorse, lift her up and hold her in air.(still in her) Then have another male give it to her in the back door.(still holding her up)Then have another male get on the first males sholders. Have her suck the one on top.

I was walking my dog, when little sally walked by. I ripped off her clothes. As I did this, Bob and Old man Johnson jumped in to make it a surburban oil rig.
GNARLY!!!

Surburban Oil Rig by Big Vick Lover 53 June 26, 2008

alabama oil rig 

Putting ones penis into someones butt while they push out liquid shit. The same as a whack a mole only the recipient has diarrhea.

Diarrhea went everywhere when I tried the alabama oil rig.

alabama oil rig by dickcheeseburglar April 30, 2010

Ohio oil rig 

Force feeding your girl taco bell and x lax, tipping her on her shoulder and fisting her asshole until she explodes shit everywhere.

I Had to clean my apartment last night from the shit storm of the Ohio oil rig Stacey left last night.

Ohio oil rig by Phil cobbler April 29, 2022

texas oil rig 

When a girl is face down on the ground, ass up, and u penetrate her ass with such force that when u pull ur dick out, ur dick acts as a drill that has struck oil and flings fecal matter and lube all over the driller

Damn i cant see, i must have struck oil... Texas oil rig was probably a bad idea

texas oil rig by kpeezy32 November 9, 2007

Alaskan Oil Rig 

Alaskan Oil Rig; To fuck your girlfriend brutally untill shes limp and exhausted than fill her up with diff oil, preferrably carried out in a mechanics workshop with automatic oil guns than make her push it out.

hey bro, i did the alaskan oil rig on this chick last night, she was all limp than i just filled her up like i was doin a service

Alaskan Oil Rig by filthrig10 November 22, 2011

Texas oil rig 

You place a mentos in your mouth followed by a mouth full of diet coke push liquid and candy into her pussy and wait.

Last I had to change my sheets from giving her a Texas oil rig.

Texas oil rig by Fine I'll do it December 7, 2016