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nutted up 

Freaked out. Stressed. Going a little crazy
I am sooo nutted up about this interview.
nutted up by wstsdgrl March 12, 2008

nutted out 

Out of cum. Wore out from passionate hour long good hot sweaty sex or after many constant short rounds of rabbit humping. The periods in between time before the man can have sex again.
Salma, my ex called me, and i told the bitch that I'm with my new chic and was I'm nutted out and not interested in her proposition.

Nutted Shut 

The common occurrence that men experience after an intense fap session, to be Nutted Shut is quite a painful experience, as one temporarily lacks the ability to piss.

It is a long tedious process to try and urinate after masturbation, but if you manage to (very unlikely), you will be met by the most god-awful burning sensation you have ever experienced. This specific sensation feels like you are being stabbed in the urethra by millions of tungsten carbide needles. The only people who can somehow tolerate/avoid this little scenario is the fap aficionado, which is mentioned in a different article.
Jerry Jerkoff: Ugh...

Freddy Fapsalot: What’s wrong jerry?

Jerry Jerkoff: Oh man, I just Nutted Shut so bad today.

Freddy Fapsalot: Dude, you could have prevented that by pissing before you decided to choke your chicken.

Jerry Jerkoff: Thanks Freddy, I’ll use that the next time I feel horny and lonely.
Nutted Shut by THE_00F_MAN November 18, 2019

nutted in 

the act of breaking something, by filling it with nuts, legumes, etc.
wow! that car really got nutted in ahah!
nutted in by coffeemaster January 18, 2018

Nutted up 

I just found out I am going to be an uncle, my bro nutted up his girlfriend.
Nutted up by ALL BIZ July 23, 2019

Nutted on 

when you get killed by a no skin on fortnite and you have no shields,
dieing from fall damage.
Ah man, i got "Nutted on"
Nutted on by MiniCrock80 June 2, 2018