/nuked

Used in the same context as /shot but is usually followed by something more severe; used to signify that you were joking about something, being sarcastic, or to lighten up an insult/something you normally wouldn't say.

For /shot: "I hate you. /shot"

For /nuked: "I want to stab you 37 times in the chest then eat your hands. /nuked"

/nuked by Sir Leaf-a-lot December 18, 2011

Nuked the Toilet 

Like dropping a nuke only much worse, most of the time bad enough to back up your sewage system.

Man I had to call the plumber after I nuked the toilet in my house last night.

Nuked the Toilet by Element Master October 29, 2009

Nuked the Fridge 

"Nuking the fridge" refers to the moment in a film series when it becomes apparent that a certain installment is not as good as previous installments, due to ridiculous or low quality storylines, events, or characters.

Originating from the film "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull," Harrison Ford's character survives a nuclear detonation by getting into a lead-lined fridge before being blown thousands of feet only to crash back down and emerge safely.

The absurdity in this occurrence is that, although lead is radiation proof, lead melts at 620°F and is not resistant to the millions of degrees, that say, an atomic bomb would put out. This is the prime example of the lower quality and outlandishness disgorged as a continuation of the series, and thus the phrase was coined.

The saying is also a reference to the phrase "jump the shark," referring to an episode of Happy Days where the Fonz jumped a shark on water skis, considered the lowest point of the show. "Jumping the shark" is applied to a television series alternatively to film.

"Star Wars really nuked the fridge when Jar Jar Binks was introduced."

"Indiana Jones 4 nuked the fridge when they nuked the fridge."

Nuked the Fridge by Atalaya May 26, 2008

nuked spaghetti

the act of cooking restaurant grade spaghetti by microwaving it instead of boiling it. this is a half-ass way to make this meal and usually done when in a hurry or a minor way to get back at snobby customers.

cook 1: We got and order for a baked spaghetti and they always complain.

cook 2: Fuck that! I'll make some nuked spaghetti. The idiot won't be able to tell the difference.

nuked spaghetti by slacker cook November 14, 2009

Nuked a fish

The "oh so easy" it's almost subconscious act of consistently taking the piss out of something or someone.

Logical extension of "Shooting fish in a barrel".

Full title "Nuking fish in a paper barrel filled with Alien© blood acid".

Originators: P Finney & T Shearer

The act constant piss taking to a level where it is subconsious. For example, "I just nuked a fish" after the "Fish" doesn't even know it's happening.

Nuked a fish by chunto March 4, 2011

nuked diaper 

Its when a baby gives such an aggresive bowal movement it leaves feces up the back and front to the base of the neck. And runs down the childs legs and leaves footprints as the child runs around screaming. After a few moments the diaper falls off and lands on the floor. When the parnts find out there is no fabric untouched and both parents have to run from the house to throw-up. Clean-up takes a hour with a carpet steamer and the smell will never leave the house or the nose.

Wife: Honey do you smell that?

Husband: Sweet Jes... I'm going to...pass out...(THUD)

Wife: OH Shit we got a nuked Diaper honey...honey???

Husband: (gasping)..I need air.

Wife: Pussy

nuked diaper by Ryan M. I. September 23, 2008

Nuked the bathroom

When one had to defecate and the after effects smell as tho one had an animal crawl up there ass and die. Generally it smells like a rotting carcass.
Another name for blew up the bathroom.

Jon: "Holy mother of god, Don! Did a skunk crawl up your ass and die?"
Don: "Naw, Jon, i just nuked the bathroom."
Jon:"Dude, go light a match or use some air freshener or somthing. The smell damn near killed me!"

Nuked the bathroom by Mishra October 5, 2016