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A noob in training. Unlike a noob, nooblets still have the capacity to turn back. If you happen to encounter a nooblet, it is recommended that you back off, as nooblets are more fierce than noobs, but don't know how to insult. This may lead to random jibberish, that not even noobs can comprehend. You may need to call in professional help.
Guy 1: Owned!
Nooblet: GAWD FURCKING AIBRN 2b9b4nvsobn4...C4n+ Tawk 2d4y
Guy 2: Nooblet alert, back off, let our pro handle this guy.
Pro : *Slaps nooblet* STFU AND STOP BEING STUPID! It ain't cool, Kay?
Guy 3 (Formerly Nooblet): Oh sorry, I almost got killed by that disease. Thanks.
Nooblet by ReapersSickness April 12, 2010
A smaller version of a noob, a nooblet is often used to describe someone who has all the characteristics of a noob, but smaller and more annoying.
Person 1: Dude, did you see that sick game we just won? Those dudes were so lame.

Person 2: Yeah, I mean, who do they think they are, running up the field like that?

Person 1: They're just a bunch of Nooblets
Nooblet by Master Fai January 31, 2010

nooblet cakes 

it all started when kevo adn ray pwned so many noobs on CS that they all cried so ray decided to give them all some fresh made NOOBLET CAKES which taste quite good and kevo gave them pwnage pie which is equally good
stfu katie and eat your damn nooblet cakes
you too brad eat those cakes u slut
nooblet cakes by RaY January 6, 2005

nooblete 

Noun
A term commonly used as an endearment between two newly acquainted n00bs in a variety of computer related activities.
n00b 1: Dude, we t0ta((y pwn pros, nooblete.

n00b 2: Y4h, I pwnd u in da scrim @ cs, 1D noob.
nooblete by Jasonnnnzpwn June 7, 2009

Nooblet Chunks 

Delicously moist snacks made from well preserved noobs...by grinding noobs up into tiny little pieces, mix in some juices and letting it dry in the sun for about 2 days...as of today nooblet chunks comes in bbq, ketchup, and teriyaki.
Taco: hey ryan, wanna go get some lunch?
Ryan: sure, what should we get?
Taco: i feel like eating nooblet chunks...
Ryan hmmm, sounds good...
Taco: ok then, but first we'll need to go find some noobs XD
Nooblet Chunks by TS127 December 9, 2008

Noobletcake 

A combination of some of the most demeaning words.

noob for obvious reasons
-let to add "little" into the mix
And cakes are harmless things (Unless you have a family history of heart disease)
"I just pwned you with my mad cr4zy energy sword skillz noobletcake"
Noobletcake by shamWOWzorz September 8, 2009