New Years Resolutionaries

A person that only goes to the gym in the 4 week period after January 1st. They tend to be fat and hog all of the machines. They quit working out at the rate of 25% per week. A small percentage will show up 1 week before spring break to do curls and crunches.

I couldn't get on a bench press because there was a line of three New Years Resolutionaries

New Years Resolutionaries by fightthepower January 5, 2010

new years gay 

come out as gay to family and friends on the 1st january.

dad: another new years day, time to relax before i'm back in the office.

daniel: dad, i think you already know this, i'm gay.

mom: new years gay, my boy, oh the shame, i dis own you.

dad: you're adopted, i wish.

new years gay by billom88 January 3, 2012

New Years' Distribution

not commonly practiced nowadays, when one tries to see how much sex they can get on New Years Eve before it hits 12:00M. They are, this distributing themselves out before New Years.

(often the rue years eve of many drunkards or e-poppers)

F:What are you doing on New Years Eve?
B:I'm gonna do a New Years' Distribution, then I'm go home and watch the ball drop.

New Years' Distribution by Brittney Sade January 11, 2009

New Years ballbust

As soon as the new year begins kick a guy in the nuts as hard as you can and yell “Happy new year”

Are you ready for a New Years ballbust when the ball drops?

New Years ballbust by Ballbusting enthusiast June 27, 2022

New Years Fallout

That dangerous period of time within 1-2 weeks after the New year in which people try to go through with their New Year's Resolution. Often met with minimal success.

Bob: Hey Tom, whats your New Years Resolution?
Tom: I think I'll lose some weight.

1-2 Weeks later.*
Bob: Tom was a good man, its such a shame that he had to die so young. Our thoughts and wishes go out to his friends and family.

Tom's Mom: Curse you New Years Fallout!
*Shakes fist at sky*

New Years Fallout by Heyatomitsbob December 28, 2009

new years eve 

the last night of the year,where lots of people come together, get drunk,fuck and usually everyone counts down to some little second,where the year becomes a new year, a new day etc,

a very stupid time to make stupid promises to self,tha is never kept

"lets go get drunk"

"why??"
"its new years eve"

new years eve by charli January 21, 2004

New years eve eve 

The day before the real new years eve...Dec 30

Yo bro i woke up new years eve eve with a hangover thinking i had to party again tonight.

New years eve eve by Dino612 January 1, 2012