retarded monkey fuck 

Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.

Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...

retarded monkey fuck by Gerbilweebies April 29, 2005

fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck 

Phrase made necessary by those people or situations that have surpassed conventional methods of assessment.

fucked up Def #1/5 fuck up Def #4 monkey fuck Def #1

1. An inept person who is totally incapable of living without fucking up or messing up everything within their grasp.
One whose actions has culminated in the acheivement of this, the highest plateau of fucking up.
2. When a situation is completely messed up from a-z and there is zero chance of recovery.

1. They put a fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck in charge who had no idea how to manage, so the place went tits-up.
2. The whole job had been ruined by mismanagement. There was absolutely nothing correct, and it was beyond salvage. It was a total fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck.

fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005

Reverse Monkey Fuck 

While hanging from a pull up bar you insert your erect phallus into the anus of a male/female while she/he a fecal nugget is crowning out of the rectum.

She was about to shit while i was doing pull ups so i reverse monkey fucked her

Reverse Monkey Fuck by The Shit Stuffer July 13, 2009

Son Of A Monkey Fuck 

A Different Nore Original Way Of Saying " Son Of A Bitch!" Son of a bitch

Jess: *Loses a £20 Bet To Soph* Son Of A Monkey Fuck!!

Son Of A Monkey Fuck by Sophii October 4, 2006

crippled monkey fuck 

taking a legless female to the park and fucking her while on the monkeybars. then after sexual satisfaction taking the wheelchair and her clothes with you and calling the cops to see her hanging off the monkey bars naked.

I hooked up with this crippled bitch last night an gave her the crippled monkey fuck at the park near my house. I video taped it, and u can see the cops taking turns with her instead of helping her.

crippled monkey fuck by heyo October 18, 2006

Holy Ass Raping Monkey Fuck, Batman! 

A Catchpharse that parodies the catchphrases Robin uses to inform Batman that there is trouble!

Robin: Holy ass raping monkey fuck, Batman! That doesn't come in a Route 44!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!

Holy Ass Raping Monkey Fuck, Batman! by Stabbed Hooker 10 November 29, 2010

Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fuck

The act of which the female taking part in sex pulls her left leg above her head while the male grabs her titties and thrusts many times to give her pleasure in the vagina.

Oh man, last night, my lady and i Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fucked alot, and she is really flexible!

Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fuck by Mark Carrk June 29, 2008