Merve 

Merve: beautiful, intelligent, self-driven, kind, caring, fun, free. These are only some of the many words to describe a Merve.

Merve's are some of the last humans left who show love and compassion to everyone they know. You will know immediately that you're speaking to a Merve when she lights up your life with her charm and you find yourself lost in the moment.

If you are lucky enough to feel her intimacy, she is a giving lover. She will look into your soul with her kind and sex eyes and take your breath away.

Everyday can be an adventure with her because she's unpredictable in the most enjoyable way. With her by your side, you'll never have a dull moment.

Treat her right and she'll be yours forever. A woman with so much love to give who will satisfy your every need if you give her all your uncondition love in return.

If you find a Merve, hold onto her. She is a diamond.

I never knew what love felt like until I met Merve

Are there any Merve's here, I'm looking for real love?

Merve by SafaSlangman April 29, 2022

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Merve by anonymous November 22, 2021

Merve 

Beautiful Girl, usually with turkish origins. Merve is lovely and the nicest girl ever but can be a hot chick too. Has the hottest lips and angelic smile and her body is damn fine.

Boy : Damn ma what's your name?

Merve : I'm Merve.

Boy : That explains your bomb lips and perfect looks.

Boy 2 : damn dude look at that hot body!

Boy 1 : Dude that's a merve!

Boy 2: OHH that explains her sexy body.

Merve by jlneea November 22, 2013

Mervu 

When you kidnap a monk dress him in a gengar onesie cut holes for his nipples then teach him to play the flute and while he’s playing the flute you run him down with the Detroit lions defense and have a massive orgy all while the monk is still playing the flute.

It’s mervu time......

Did you hear that ty is into mervu?

That nigga just got mervu’d.

Poor monks keep getting mervu’d.

Mervu by NKC4 January 30, 2021

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Merve by Abuzada November 21, 2021

The Mervin Scale 

A scale derived by the English mathematician and theoretical physicist Professor Ginger Ninja, which allows students using a sheet of A4 graph paper with 1mm squares, herein called 'mervins', to plot awkward, or complex points on a graph that shows the effect of temperature on the resistance of a thermistor. There are five mervins to a 'brick' and two 'bricks' to a 'box'.

Thus, any whole integer is always four mervins away from its next or prior integer; provided that each box on the y-axis is the equivalent to 5kΩ.

Simple, really.

MiniFunk: Using The Mervin Scale, how would I plot 54?
Proffessor: 54, would be four mervins below 55!
Jam and MiniFunk: Indeed!

The Mervin Scale by MiniFunk February 21, 2011

Klavdij Mervič 

Klavdij is an interesting man. With his super-high IQ and muscles, which no man has ever had before, he is the true alpha of Nova Gorica. All day, he sits in his chair and tells students what to do. The students don't write anything in their notebooks, because of the will of Klavdij. He sees the students as his aprentices and thinks they are as smart as him, so he thinks they remember everything. But when the test comes to date, he is angry at all of the bad grades that his students got. I really don't understand his logic, well of course I don't, I'm nowhere near as smart as him. Anyways, he surpasses his knowledge down from generration to generation and because of his knowledge, the world is at peace.

Klavdij Mervič: 'explaining quantom physics'
Class: fuck alright imma just play clash royale on my phone

Klavdij Mervič by Mervič March 9, 2020