marriage 

A sure way to kill 95% of a woman's sex drive.

Justine and I usta make like rabbits all the time. Now after marrying her I'm lucky to get laid one or two times a week.

marriage by Amos Bwatt September 16, 2004

marriage 

1.) Point at which a male's opinions become utterly worthless.
2.) Point at which a male must spend weekends at the Mall
3.) Point at which a male must buy hundreds of shoes from italy
4.) Point at which a female stops working due to getting knocked up, thus forcing male further into the pits of hell

"I can't dude, I'm married"

marriage by jethro January 16, 2004

Marriage 

Love, honor, respect

Marriage is to love, honor, and respect.

Marriage by Brown eye's December 19, 2016

Marriage 

A (legal) pact between two people (usually attracted to each other) to stay together forever in a working, two-way relationship.

A marriage falls apart if it is only one party that is willing to communicate and cooperate.

Marriage by Z1Y2X3 May 31, 2009

marriage 

What straight couples have legally and commonly don't want, and what gay couples don't have legally and commonly want.

Irony in the first degree.

marriage by raspberry (lust) muffin May 31, 2005

marriage 

Suicide in it's worst form.

Jerry: Dude, Ben committed marriage yesterday.

Joe: Holy shit dude. Well, so much for hanging out with ben.

marriage by Bean March 6, 2005

Marriage 

Self inflicted cockblock

Marriage equals self inflicted cock block.

Marriage by Brownbooze October 1, 2016