Lonely Viking

The most treasured and elusive sexual move of all time. When one is in a flirtacious situation with a woman, and brings her back to the room for some "heavy petting". When they get to the room and the woman has de-clothed, the man goes to his closet and says, "Hold on, I have something for you." He pulls out a viking helmet and a sword, which the woman puts on. She is sitting on the side of the bed, and the man then says, "I'll be right back." He never comes back. The woman is alone. In a viking outfit. Hence, the "Lonely Viking".

Lisa Russ is so hot, I just want to lonely viking her so bad.

Lonely Viking by aliens9700 May 10, 2007

Lonely Sanchez 

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez but only involving one person. When a depressed soul sticks his/her own finger in one's own ass and proceeds to wipe one single tear down ones face.

"Chad was really upset about not being able to get a date for the Spring Fling and resorted to giving himself the Lonely Sanchez"

Lonely Sanchez by Thewalkingdead619 June 18, 2009

Lonely Space Vixens 

An adult video that Grandpa Lou Pickles once rented, along with two Reptar movies he rented for Tommy and Chuckie.

Nothing is known of its plot (or lack thereof, it being porn), but its premise can be inferred from its title and cover illustration: multiple nubile, green-skinned, purple-haired, humanoid alien women are lacking studly males of their own race, and need studly male humans to keep them company and satiate their carnal urges.

One of the finer examples of humor meant for the adults watching their kids' cartoons, in a time when parents were not nearly as anal and intrusive into their kids' interests as they are today. *cough* Parents Television Council *cough*

Grandpa Lou Pickles: "And my personal favorite, 'Lonely Space Vixens'! Heh-heh-heh! Now, that's for after you go to bed."

(Tommy and Chuckie stare blankly, the innuendo lost on them.)

Lonely Space Vixens by Trey4Life November 19, 2011

lonely 

Adjective
1. An adjective describing one who finds him or her self looking up words such as lonely on urbandictionary.com because he or she misses his or her loved one, or has not yet found one to be named as such.

-or-

2. 12:42 a.m.: Sitting in front of a computer in the dead of night, wondering where the girl that you've fallen madly in love with is and most of all, why she's not here, next to you. Usually this condition can be cured by random yet enthusiastic reiteration of the phrase: "I love you, Diana!"

I am feeling lonely without you.

lonely by Void June 20, 2004

lonely 

One of the saddest feelings possible. It can be from not having a partner, not having friends, or not having either. A lonely person can be very sad, and won't have anyone to comfort them. It can be hard to break out of loneliness. Some people are lonely for years at a time, or maybe just one night.

He just moved away from home and has no friends, he must feel so lonely. Let's go talk to him!

lonely by charlie23_ December 31, 2007

lonely 

me

me: "I'm so sad and lonely"
absolutely no one "Aaaawww. That's sad. I will be your friend."

lonely by tubby.betch December 2, 2019

linell 

The top name for Loyalty!.the superior friend who will go above and beyond the maxium for you....But once Betrayal has been felt, you become irreverent in their 🌎

I have many associates,but if i can ever meet one that loyal,ill have a linell in my circle

linell by Ms.Vegabond February 16, 2018