International laziness recognition day 

12th February is the world's laziness recognition day. I declare this as an dedication and applaud to all the lazy weird people who make laziness look so ghetto and formal.

Dude today is 12th feb! can't believe its your day. Its international laziness recognition day.

International laziness recognition day by Duymson March 29, 2021

Quantum Laziness 

When you're so lazy out of you’re fucking mind that you do something and you do it the harder way rather than the easier way, and you’re too fucking stupid to realize it.

Tends to happen when you’re stoned out of your fucking mind

Dude, i got the quantum laziness. I wanted to change the channel on my smart TV and instead of grabbing the remote right next to me I downloaded a remote app on my phone and it took twice as long as it would if I just used my ACTUAL fucking remote.

Quantum Laziness by RudolfMagnusson August 14, 2021

chronic laziness

the feeling you get when you know what you have to do but you dont want to do it for no reason other than pure laziness. its what underclassmen get before their senior year.

xtine: i have chronic laziness
whit: u have early sympton of senioritis

chronic laziness by charlie in the box May 16, 2006

Pro-Active Laziness 

other wise known as PL, Pro-active Laziness is where you plan so well that you can do fuck all all day and yet still accomplish so much without lifting a fat ass off the couch

for the opposite see Reactive laziness

Pro-active Laziness is :

-Doing Internet shopping for xmas and food.
-Picking places with escalators instead of steps
-Planning a whole journey to another country so deep that it requires no amount of walking whatso ever

Pro-Active Laziness by Darkhorsevru July 6, 2011

Reactive laziness 

Otherwise known as LAZY fucker Syndrome or RL

When you tell some one that there going out and they bitch and moan till you get them a cab and make sure they dont have to put much effort in.

Reactive laziness examples:

Me - Yo m8 its your turn to cook.
RL - "fuck that i will call a takeaway"

Me - come on its to go to the pub
RL - Aww i cant be arsed lets get a cab
Me - but its only 2 streets away
RL - "SO? if no cab then i aint going"

Reactive laziness by Darkhorsevru July 12, 2011

Mass Laziness Strategy 

Otherwise known as MLS, a universal and ancient strategy used by students everywhere. It is planned on MSN one day before the execution of the plan, and involves not doing the work set for that day. If enough students have not done the work, then the teacher will be convinced that the work s/he set was too hard for the time given, and will therefore be forced to give an extension.

On MSN:

Tim: "Hey, have you done the English homework set for tomorrow?"

Zack: "No, of course not. We're trying out for the mass laziness strategy. Just don't do the homework, and we'll get an extension."

Time: "Yeah, good idea!"

Mass Laziness Strategy by Beastly Cock November 8, 2009

Sleep Laziness

The period of feeling where you've stayed up WAY past your natural sleeping time, and you feel like you're going to start nodding off, but you're too lazy to go into your actual bed.

2 sleeping in obviously uncomfortable position at desk
1 : "Hey 3, why is 2 sleeping like that?"
3 : "He stayed up too late last night and just passed out like that, everyone agrees that he really needs to work on his sleep laziness."

Sleep Laziness by Shiicloud July 8, 2011