Chode launcher 

A term referring to those with penies so small that they feel the need to apply a lift kit to their 2wd pickup trucks.

"Wait, Hayden's lifted ranger is two wheel drive? What a chode launcher..."
Formal: "My good sir, is your pickup lacking a transfer case? What are you? A chode launcher?"

Chode launcher by Owens juicy ass June 30, 2020

glocket launcher 

The glocket launcher is a rarely used variation of the rocket launcher
Instead of launching one high explosive rocket, it instead launches a tight cluster of glock-19s, which fire randomly as they are propelled towards the target, before exploding on impact.

30% of glocket launcher users survive the firing of the glocket launcher.

glocket launcher by Le potat October 21, 2021

biscuit launcher 

one who farts in his or her work area and the smell carries throughout the office.

man in cube, "what stinks, my eyes are watering"

man in next cube, "it's that biscuit launcher in the cube by the fax machine"

man in cube, "we have to get rid of that guy"

biscuit launcher by the whole deal February 16, 2010

Rocket Launcher 

noun
1) A gun that launches rockets. Not so hard, is it?
2) A weapon used against tanks in the military.

Soldier: Bad news, Commander. A lot of tanks are coming.
Commander: We need Rocket launchers, then.

Rocket Launcher by Village_Idiot May 13, 2005

tike launcher 

Vagina; part on a female where weiners go in, and then babies come out

I'm standin' there talkin' to this pregnant chick, and all of a sudden, babies just start shooting out of her tike launcher!

Man, I'd love to go to town on her sweet little tike launcher

tike launcher by HB December 2, 2004

flamingo shit launcher 

A flamingo that appears to have a dinosaur tooth up its pussy so it just starts explosively shitting.

mostly on your mom, bitch.

Yo I went to Disney world and goofy had a fucking flamingo shit launcher, my nigga.

flamingo shit launcher by free taxashi... rip xxx 💕😢🤥 September 25, 2019

Fruit Launcher

A shock site on the LOLshock network. It features a woman shoving oranges into her vagina and shooting them out her anus. This is not quite as offensive as other shock sites, and has a humorous aspect to it.

Person 1: Dude, did you go to fruit launcher?
Person 2: Yeah. I laughed my ass off.
Person 1: Wait, what? What's wrong with you?
Person 2: Well, it's nothing compared to SourMath.

Fruit Launcher by guitarhero01234 July 11, 2010