noun- a watermelon, with a hole drilled throught the center (length wise). Where two penises are inserted through opposite ends, and meet in the middle. Where they " kiss ". The " Kissing " of the penises, is where the head of one penis, presses against the head of the other penis, in a kissing motion. It can also be considered a game, where the objective is to push the other penis out of the hole.

Last friday, Billy and I had a watermelon lancing competition.

Watermelon Lancing by Super_Anon October 16, 2014

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Ass-lancing

Something utterly annoying, irritating, and bothersome, all at the same time.

Ugh reality TV is ass-lancing.

Ass-lancing by skittlesqueen February 20, 2003

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East Lansing High School

A black-supremacist high school where it's not safe to be white.

I want an education, instead of having to protect myself. I am white, so I will not be attending East Lansing High School.

East Lansing High School by iotbw January 28, 2023

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