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kick in the balls 

The most painful thing a man can experience. Balls (otherwise known as testicles) are the weakest body part there is and even a flick can bring a man to his knees and want to cry.
Susie: "I can't believe you cheated on me!"

Ryan: "I'm sorry please forgive me"

Susie: *kicks him between the legs*

Ryan *cries like a little bitch holding his nuts and puking*

Susie: "nothing you can't solve with a swift kick in the balls! :D
kick in the balls by Ballbuster August 17, 2013

kick in the vagina 

What we guys do to girls: 1in an emergency, 2to teach a lesson,3 to make her cry 4 for fun Ha Ha
Instead of flipping her the bird, he gave her a sharp kick in the vagina.

Are you going to shut your mouth or must I kick you so hard in the vagina that you'll get your period a month early?

Did you hear how high her voice was after he gave her that kick in the vagina?
Girls eyes always look so funny after a good surprise kick in the vagina...Ha Ha
kick in the vagina by Eura Phagg December 17, 2006

kick in the nuts 

something totally wrong to do. It's sexual harassment first off. When a girl does it to a guy for no reason it makes him wanna commit suicide. YES IT DOES. Its totally wrong and sexist. Girls who do it for fun are just dumbassed sexist bitches and should be thrown into a giant moving fan resulting in their guts splattering everywhere.You can hurt somebody physicaly and emotionaly by doing this. You can also kill somebody(yup it's true) or get arrested for doing this. If you read this please take it into mind.
kicking somebody in the nuts is totally sexist. So don't do it.kick in the nuts...totally wrong.

kick in the pants

1)Percieved as mostly negative external stimuli intended to have a lasting impact on the subject. Figurative speech

2)To be swiftly struck below the belt, but above the knees by another person's foot, while wearing clothing. Literally

3) To be struck with another's foot in the pelvic, groin, or rear end.
A mother took away her son's allowance, which was just the kick in the pants the son needed to start doing his chores.

September 11th was the kick in the pants that caused America to start actively hunting terrorists, rather than waiting for them to strike.

Johnny gave Don a swift kick in the pants, but luckily Don was not badly injured.

Kick in the Tits 

An unfortunate mishap, something that gets you down or just takes the piss.
Not to be used too often or by too many people. But should be used all the same.
'I just smashed my headlight swinging that pole around'

'Ah, thats a kick in the tits'

kick in the cunt 

to kick a deserving chick in the yahoo
She was being a total bitch him, so he gave her a kick in the cunt.
kick in the cunt by Roberta Ramirez November 14, 2007