Kelp 

a word used to refer to a little kid - usually a naughty little kid, or mischievous wild rascal. Derived from Scottish 'Kelpie' which is a water spirit (or sprite, or imp or... you know those kinds of folklore-ey things).

They roasted their marshmallows and then the little kelps only went and tried to stick the marshmallows on Grandad's head!

Kelp by Writer Woman February 4, 2023

kelp juice 

a drink that turns you into a furry

mr.krabs drinks the fuck out of that kelp juice, Oh YEAH MR>KRABS

kelp juice by Krazyman50 September 21, 2017

kelp tape 

Drinking a beer while taking a piss, providing the sensation of a single stream of liquid flowing through your digestive system.

Dude 1: Ima take a leak brah.
Dude 2: You wamme hold yr beer?
Dude 1: Nah brah ima kelp tape it.
Dude 2: I don't think we can be friends anymore.

kelp tape by fightswithbears June 12, 2018

Kelp Burger 

(Noun) The less than pleasurable poop taken the morning after a night of smoking marijuana as a result of consuming large amounts of bizarre foods.

I know man, and I paid for it this morning by taking a nasty kelp burger.

Kelp Burger by The Amazing String-Beany December 8, 2010

kelp hugger 

A marine environmentalist or one who believes underwater kelp forests and all living things in the ocean or beaches should not be damaged or harmed. Someone who works to protect the aquatic environment from destruction or pollution. The synonym of a tree hugger or hippie except in an oceanic or aquatic environment.

Dana's such a kelp hugger that she joined Surfrider Foundation and now does the beach clean-up every month.

kelp hugger by LDL1 February 6, 2010

Kelp Shake

kelp Shake means pee
More often to pee in someones mouth
Getting kelpshaked, the act of getting peed on

Mmmm tastes like kelp shake!!
hey man you just tossed your dick rag full of kelp shake on my face!!
Who lives in a dick rag under the sea? Kelp Shake Peed man!!!

Kelp Shake by TheKelpShaker May 9, 2018

Kelp Girl 

While out at a venue that encourages dancing (ie, the bar) you will often see Kelp Girls in segregated groups. Their choices in footwear, and sometimes clothing, make movement difficult. Their shoes inhibit movement, and thus, while looking out into a crowded dance floor, you will see women swaying and wiggling to the music without their feet ever shifting from their inital position. The effect is that of kelp and other seaweed, moving in the currents of the water.

Did you see that "Kelp Girl"? Her stilettos must have been 5 inches high.

Kelp Girl by Arualav September 14, 2011