shit kebab 

A kebab made of shit.

Mmm-mmm, that sure was a tasty shit kebab!

shit kebab by BarryBurton August 8, 2006

Sheesh Kebab

Sheesh Kebab is a versatile word that can be used as an exclamation and even a verb.
It’s main use is replacing profanity. For when you’re around the little ones. Or even I’m public
Eg.

1. “What the fuck” will change to “What the Sheesh kebab”
2. “Fuck” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
3. “Shit” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
4. “Dick” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
5. “You bastard” will change to “you sheesh kebab”
6. “You asshole” will change to “you sheesh kebab”
Etc.

As an exclamation it can be used to express anger or victory.

It can also be used in an everyday sentence, to express any type of emotion. Such as confusion, excitement, just feeling good or amazing, suspiciousness etc.

Eg1.

Boy eating his poo*
Parents walk in*
Parents: WHAT THE SHEESH KEBAB ARE YOU DOING???

Eg2.
Gets a 3 pointer*
Basketball player: SHEESH KEBAB!!!!!
Dabs*

Eg3.

Bill: How are ya mate?
Frank: SHEESH KEBAB!

Sheesh Kebab by Smarterthananass January 6, 2019

shish kebab 

The shish kebab is a dish of small cubes of meat pierced and held in place on a skewer. Using this term as a reference to the act of love adds an exotic twist (brings up images of the middle east were shishkebabs were invented) to the already blunt metaphore of the skewer penetrating the meat.

"Have you shish kebabed her yet"

shish kebab by will_will_will November 22, 2007

norwegian shish kebab 

A position made famous by the great Leif Erickson in the early days of the voyages of the norseman. When the male impales up to 3-18 ladies with his gigantic cock creating a hoe shish kebab. Only the greatest of dongs make this action possible, neither the timid nor the weak shall carry the norse tradition.

Hey man what happened at Tori’s party last night i heard there was a huge massacre and 15 females were pronounced dead at the scene.

Yea Daniel showed up unexpectedly, he did the norwegian shish kebab again.

Dammit thats the 8th time this month, curse that long dong bastard

norwegian shish kebab by ElongD69 January 25, 2018

Swish Kebab 

Another name for a gay or lesbian person.

Used by Moe on "The Simpsons" new episode; Flaming Moe.

I don't know if I'm comfortable with these ... swish kebabs

Swish Kebab by twilightwoods January 18, 2011

Shish kebab 

'Shish kebab' is the most basic of the kebabs, used as a all-round censor for almost any curse word and is just an expression used in mild exasperation.

Shish KEbab! I lost my fucking virginity to some pedo gayass dickbag.

Shish kebab by KEBABboi June 30, 2018

badly stuffed kebab

A womans vagina that is rather ragged and large with misc bits hanging off it. Urggh

Oooh everybody can see my "badly stuffed" kebab - Jade Goody

badly stuffed kebab by Darkedge August 14, 2003