Kaiser 

Kaiser sweet caring person whom likes a girl named Ruby and will always have green eyes and German

Kaiser I love you

Kaiser by By Ruby March 13, 2020

Kaiser 

King

Damn nigga, you don’t fuck with a Kaiser

Kaiser by Kfasu November 22, 2021

Kaiser 

To speak with someone via voice call

I Kaisered with your mom last night.

Kaiser by Flash-Jayden November 25, 2021

Kaiser 

To talk in a discord voice chat

I begged doomsday to Kaiser

Kaiser by Flash-Jayden November 26, 2021

Kaiser 

Hot, tall weirdo who would melt your heart at first sight. He's really annoying but you will always love him.

Anyone named Kaiser has a really small dick and is really stupid too. Still very lovable.

Person 1: "Woah who's that over there he's really hot"
Person 2: "Don't you know? That's the cool Kaiser who gets girls easily."
Person 1: "He looks annoying too but he's hot."

Kaiser by unicorneto March 16, 2022

Kaiser 

It means permanent like Kaiser Permenente.

Joey got a tattoo he shouldnt have and when he looked in the mirror he said "Fuck this shit is kaiser huh"

Kaiser by John Conde May 2, 2023

Kaiser 

Someone really good in football, specially for his age.

How did that kid get that shot in the top corner?

He’s the kaiser.

Kaiser by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 8, 2024