John Kerry 

Just another stupid Democratic tyrant that claims he'll bring change, but never states whether the change is good or bad.

John Kerry is another communist that goes against American ideals, and wipes his ass with the Constitution.

John Kerry by Colin H. Christ July 7, 2008

John Kerry 

A fucking idiot. See jackass, liar, good for nothing, liberal, con man.

Whether the liberal fuckers believe it or not, John Kerry really is a fucking idiot.

John Kerry by jamerson June 13, 2005

John Kerry 

The 2004 presidential candidate who, if he had been elected, would have been:
-the ugliest American president, beating out either Abe Lincoln or Zachory Taylor.
-The first non-Christian president.
-The first president to betray his country and protest it's military efforts.
-The most cowardly president that would take no action whatsoever against terrorist attacks on American soil.
-The most divisive president that led to a second civil war in America; this time it would be a military conflict between Red and Blue states.

Thank the Lord that John Kerry is not the president. Otherwise, I would currently be dead, most likely after a plane with an Arab terrorist crashed into the Key Tower and the building fell on me in the streets.

John Kerry by Journey Fan May 14, 2005

John Kerry 

A total douchebag wanker who would have led to the ruination of the United States and even worse relations with us in the United Kingdom.
This loser has now become synonymous with that word: loser. He has a serious lack of morals, and I can obviously tell that he is NOT a Christian; the incorrect reading from the Bible was a dead give away, wouldn't you say? So, the Democrats in America represent and support the poor, do they? Then how do you explain Kerry being even richer than George Bush and being involved with the Heinz Corporation? Not to mention that numerous, Hollywood celebrities with more money than The Who will ever have also vote Democrat and condemn the Republican Party and the tens of millions of members and voters within it.

John Kerry=Loser. A wanker? Yes. A total hypocrite? No doubt!

John Kerry by jonesy May 14, 2005

john kerry 

1. any person supported by a new generation of hippies who have no appreciation for the freedoms that they enjoy everyday.

2. a would-be military hero, turned spineless traitor, turned spineless senator, turned horrible spineless presidential candidate.

3. any person who celebrates their freedom by throwing their military service medals into a gutter in a public display of ingratitude.

John Kerry lost...GET OVER IT!

john kerry by scott h June 14, 2005

john kerry 

1) v. to waffle or equivocate
2) n. an action of such
3) n. a person who does this, for instance, Wembley would be the John Kerry of fraggles.

1) Husband: Hmmmm... Heinz Ketchup...or Hunts Catsup...ketchup...catsup...ketch...
Wife: Quit john kerrying and pick a damn condiment already!
2) Brett was so convinced that Lacey was the one, but then pulled a john kerry and ran to Heather.

john kerry by your dog March 31, 2008

JOHN KERRY 

A man that tried to become the next president, but got tied up in the fact he did not no were to stand on important issues.

That John Kerry guy thinks that the war is good, then bad, then good, then bad, then good, then bad....(infinite goods and bads).

JOHN KERRY by pheonix blackhawk May 17, 2005