Issues or Cashews 

First used on the Cum Town podcast in a fugue state by co-host Nick Mullen, cashews or issues is what wiggers say as a warning during a dispute of some kind. The meaning being they are willing to escalate a conflict, or peacefully resolve it. The phrase is derived from "break nuts together" which in itself is derived from "break bread together" in this case the nuts/ bread being broken are cashews.

" We can pop a squatty at the table and break nuts, or we can have an issue. It's issues or cashews. It's on you my wigga. That's on you."
"Please stop. Stop calling me that."

Issues or Cashews by DuBigga in Dubai April 21, 2021

issues hog 

That one person who will claim they have every type of issue, making many conversations only about themselves without leaving room for others pain, emotions, thoughts and feelings. You might say one thing about (for example) your suffering depression, and you will be trapped in a 20 minute conversation with them about their battles and opinion on every mental health issue imaginable. Issues hogs will have very little consideration for you, can never offer a listening ear, only their own self absorbed anecdotes, due their narcissism and inflated sense of self.

Linda is such an issues hog- when I came to her for support when my mother died, all she did was moan about her own experiences when her mother passed away.

issues hog by gettingignorant June 20, 2021

issues jump 

PR-speak for desperately attempting to jump the bandwagon on a story that is one or more news cycles old, and will have gone stale by the time the PR firm has explained what an issues jump actually is.

"we are making an issues jump on this news event"

issues jump by henry.henry August 19, 2008

Issues with Tissues 

A retarded person who is uncomfortable around complicated surroundings.

"IM HAVING ISSUES WITH MY TISSUES" said the retard having issues with tissues.

Issues with Tissues by Pwa 'm' Pwa November 16, 2009

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Issues, issUes, issueS by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

parent issues 

When you have shitty parents leading you to have mommy and daddy issues. Unfortunately for you, you had to stay with one regardless of how incapable they were of caring for you. You often wonder what will become of you but if you stop and think for a bit then you'll realize that their bitch asses could have made you biologically but not psychologically. Show em what they're missing!

Mom: I'm going to a party for Christmas, don't know where you're going...
Spawn: .....oh, well I didn't have any plans but I guess I'll just stay here and study...
Dad: (Non-existent)
(Poor kid has parent issues)

parent issues by Unjustlybroken November 22, 2017

stepdad issues 

Whatever William Haynes has with the media

Daren: Is stepdad issues even a thing?

Will: Yeah. You know how a lot of people hate their stepdad, that's what I got with the media.

stepdad issues by RVW July 17, 2015