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Interstate 8 

MOne of Modest Mouse's Albums. Which has a greater meaning, but you have to think about it and actually listen to the song " Interstae 8" It says, " I drove around for miles, I drove around for days, I drove around for months and never even got no place" also thinkk of the actual number 8, it is the sign for infinite only right side up, so basically Interstae 8 is a never ending Interstate.
I went on Interstate 8 and never came back
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Interstate 80 Iowa 

300 miles of...farms, smelly farms, corn, even smellier farms, and...Des Moines...and Davenport too.

Features a 73-mile branch route in I-380. Most branch routes are relatively short.

Also has a 14-mile overlap with I-35 in Des Moines.
A driver on I-80 in Iowa passed out from the smell of nearby farms.

Interstate 494 

Interstate 494 is a 43 mile long loop route serving the southern and western areas of the Twin Cities metro area in Minnesota. Its east end is at Interstate 94 in Oakdale and Woodbury, MN. The roadway continues as Interstate 694. The west end of the route is also at 94/694 in Maple Grove.

Interstate crush 

Having feelings, either emotionally or physically, for someone who resides in a separate state from oneself.
I have an interstate crush for someone who lives in Arizona, even though I'm still living in California.
Interstate crush by Dombro October 26, 2009

Interstate shit distributer 

A complete fuckin asshole who drives any new (2015-present) cars. Unarguably the most aggressive drivers on the highway. Most commonly Honda, BMW, Audi, Toyota etc who will chase you down the road, ride your ass for several miles, break check you, and cut your ass off even if you have done nothing. Most commonly in Los Angeles CA and worst of all Phoenix AZ. They are the main cause for most accidents especially if drunk, baked, or tweaked out. Total dickheads.
Good Driver: omg get the fuck off my ass dude *flips bird* and yells YOU FATHERFUCKING INTERSTATE SHIT DISTRIBUTER!!!!!

Interstate shit distributer aggressively around him and either makes a face or swears at him Then gets in front of him and slams the breaks.

Driver 2: YOU ARE ON VIDEO ASSHOLE!!!!

Interstate Cowboy 

A long distance moving truck drivers and crew, who drink, smoke weed, trip, or roll, while on the driving and on the job. Sometimes pejorative.
Those Interstate Cowboys in Truck 101 got busted with weed and coke on their move down in Florida.
Interstate Cowboy by FreakyreD October 13, 2020

Interstate illness 

(Also: highway herpes)

An ailment suffered by those who have spent many hours (or days) in a row traveling the interstate or comparable highway system. Symptoms include persistent headache, grogginess, joint aches and a general fuzziness of the mind.
The two of them were reluctant to talk; interstate illness had properly set in some hours ago and it made conversation hard to focus on.
Interstate illness by NotPieGuy March 20, 2025