Immortality Rate 

The percentage/chance lf a person recovering from an illness/disease, the exact opposite of the mortality rate (death rate) but with a gamble for life.

Lower Immortality Rates means it is unlikely for a person of that illness to recover. i.e. high mortality rates.

Immortality rates are the exact opposite, lower meaning deadly, higher meaning safer.

Immortality Rate by 1m1m0 January 3, 2023

Immortality Lackaidaisically 

Immortality Lackaidaisically

Immortality Lackaidaisically

Immortality Lackaidaisically by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

Diner Immortality 

When all employees at a local diner know your name by heart and what you normally order.

I went to Waffle House last night and the waitress knew my name and order. I guess I'm diner immortality now!

Diner Immortality by localdinermn6699 August 7, 2012

Sexual Immortality 

When you can fuck for fucking ages, sometimes without busting a sweat while also busting other things...if ya know what I mean heeheehee.

Brad: Yo Chad has been fucking three girls every night and still makes it to school on time without being tired.
Mark: Ya bro, he has Sexual Immortality.

Brad: 👁👄👁

Sexual Immortality by xXISuckAtNames69Xx September 1, 2020

Profane immortality 

something bad that happens to kids which makes them swear at a young age, then it sticks with them for their entire life, then they spread it. Horrible

quit swearing now or you will pass on your profane immortality

Profane immortality by EA animations April 21, 2021

Thanato-immortality Complex 

A complex where someone constantly wants to die Suicidal Ideation while also having a desire for immortality

Isabel had a Thanato-immortality Complex. She constantly wished she could die, yet always yearned for immortality

Thanato-immortality Complex by isabel perry May 23, 2024

Investigative immortality 

Investigative immortality

Investigative immortality

Investigative immortality by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025