Husband in Law

The man who your wife has married, despite the fact that the two of you have yet to divorce. While bigamy is illegal, it isn't very difficult if you're used to living a secret life and don't have a problem lying under oath.

"Dude, you think you've got it bad? My inlaws are now my outlaws and I've got a crazy husband in law. When did I sign up for this crap?"

Husband in Law by Haywood Jablome III September 29, 2006

Husband son Mom wife syndrome

When a son knowingly or unknowingly takes the role of a husband to their mother excluding sex. The mother is often over protective and jealous of her son's serious relationships. This is a common disorder with single moms.

An example of the Husband son Mom wife syndrome is; Mama Dee and Scrappy on VH1's "Love and Hip Hop"; Tasha Mack and Malik on BET's "The Game."

Husband son Mom wife syndrome by Husband son Mom wife syndrome July 19, 2014

husbando 

Pronunciation: WHOSE-BAN-DOH

An attempt to mirror the weeaboo language waifu by similarly weeaboo-fy the word "husband". Although unlike waifu, which was selected due to the fact it can be written in weeaboo-nese ("WA", "I" and "FU" are all Japanese syllables), it is unsure what it is that users of the word husbando were smoking when first coming up with the term, as husbando does not break down into Japanese syllables. When attempting to pronounce it in the same way as "waifu", it would sound closer to "who's bando" rather than "husband".

If anything, the weeaboo-fied word for husband should be something along the lines of Hazubendo

But as of right now husbando stand as a magnificent monument among weeaboos for their amazing cultural sensitivity.

POLL: WHO IS YOUR WAIFU OR HUSBANDO?

I love Lelouche, my husbando

husbando by Gulfion November 20, 2013

Quacky Husband 

Quacky Husband is the much better version of Corpse Husband. His famous line"Choke me like you choke me when you choke me" is known by everyone all around the world.

Quacky Husband has all of the women in the world simping for him

Woman 1: have you heard about Quacky Husband?
Woman 2: of course i have!

Quacky Husband by homomanian March 7, 2021

Husband Dick 

A dick that you could take all day, everyday for the rest of your life.

Damn he sure does have a husband dick.

That’s the same dick i want for the rest of my life ‘husband dick’

Husband Dick by dll1302 December 13, 2021

Second husband syndrome

The second husband when the first marriage didn’t work out. The one who is suppose to “outdo” the predecessor. The second husband is supportive but never gets the kids on Father’s Day when they go to their “real” dad, even with as bad or neglectful as their real dad may be. The measurement of how second husbands “stack up” is ever-present with regards to the first husband and the comparisons span from the family relatives, children, friends, neighbors and the wife regardless of how good the second husband is.

“Jill always tries to make John feel good about his finances and body because of second husband syndrome. Her first husband Mark is a multi-millionaire and was a fitness model in college.”

Second husband syndrome by joenash85 December 14, 2021

hot husband 

A married man who is allowed and/or encouraged by his wife to pursue sexual relationships with other individuals. Often, these relationships are in pursuit of fulfilling the wives/couple's fantasies.

Josh enjoys being a hot husband. He takes care of his home while being available for fun on the weekends.

hot husband by Justice626 June 14, 2020