Free the hostages

Letting a fart go after holding many in due to being in the company of someone

I had been with my girlfriend and her parents all day. My stomach was aching due to holding the farts in fart napping, so I couldn't wait to leave the house and free the hostages.

Free the hostages by thelaird1 October 27, 2010

Extract the Hostages 

How you refer to masturbation if you play too much Counter-Strike, Ghost Recon, Rainbow 6, or especially SOCOM. You may refer to your porn as intel and your hand as your squad or team, and your penis could be the compound.

Alright team, thanks to the intel we have gathered Firteam Bravo is going to extract the hostages from the terrorist compound.

Extract the Hostages by AdDiCtEd2sOcOm December 10, 2008

Holding your sausage hostage 

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."

Holding your sausage hostage by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

Squat Hostage 

Squat Hostage; Noun: When a male is forced into bondage, then has face sat on by a kinky female.

Benny used her panies to tie Clint's hands to his bedpost, and then squat hostaged that mofo.

Squat Hostage by Joyd March 1, 2014

Holding your sausage hostage 

Roughing up the witness.
A date with Rosy Palm and her five sisters.
Washing the goose's neck.

Holding your sausage hostage by Anonymous September 27, 2003

Holding your sausage hostage 

roughing up the suspect.
rub one out.

Instead of holding the sausage hostage, I decided that I'd be roughing up the suspect.

Holding your sausage hostage by blotter November 17, 2003

social hostage 

A person seized of held through social pressure.

My professor took me social hostage when he asked me a question during a lecture.

social hostage by carlopolis May 5, 2018