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Digital appendages affording the owner considerable dexterity and manipulative abilities, located at the ends of the forearms and comprising of 5 digits each.
The teacher spoke harshly to Sandy who had adopted a somewhat lazy posture "Gonnae ston up straight Sandy ya wee shite and take yer hons oot a yer poakets".

Hey Boaby, gonnae gies a hon hoddin up these laddirs?

"Hons that dae dishes can be soft as yer face - wi' mild green Fairy Liquid."
hons by Big Ali June 13, 2007
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A young procrastinator, resembling a telephone pole.

Typically a male, and addicted to energy drinks.
Random dude: "Where did all the energy drinks go?"

Response: "Dunno. Honsey must have drunk them all!"

Random dude: "Dude, he's tall..."
Honsey by CVGS kid April 6, 2009

honswoggle 

To absolutely devour something. To gobble something up so bad it’s concerning. Eating something like it’s your last meal. -TTP
“You absolutely honswoggled that school lunch, eat eat eat headahh.”
honswoggle by Common_Logic August 12, 2022
A hybrid racing quad, that uses a Honda TRX250r racing quad chassis with a Yamaha banshee racing quad engine. Used in the Pikes Peak Hill Climb and Colorado Hill Climb Assocition.
That dude on the honshee is crazy fast.
honshee by peakclimber November 18, 2011
A third-person reflexive pronoun used when the gender of a person is unknown or when the person is a blend of genders such as a transvestite.
honself by Jeff Jencks January 28, 2008
Frank: Honestly, dude fam bro, that guy is so annoying.
Hank: Hons bro.
Hons by Commissioner hank March 15, 2019