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i have to pee 

Guy 1- yo you gonna hook up with Stacy?
Me, internally- gross no
Guy 2- yea you and Stacy man
Me- I have to pee

You didn't have to cut me off 

You didn't have to cut me off
Nekalakininahappenenawiwanatin
Abonidonidiolo
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No you didnt have to stusolo
Evifrienskolettoinconsinto change your number
I guess that i dont need that though
Naujusembadyeausetono
Naujusembadyeausetono
Naujusembadyeausetono

Elanfelafilncof all the times you screwed me over
Wellameybellithaithas always something that ive done

But i dont wanna live that way
Eveninenteeverywod you say
I said that you could let it go
Wenawudycatchuangoposobadidataiusedtono
But you didn't have to cut me off
Nekalakininahappenenawiwanatin
Abonidonidiolo
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No you didnt have to stusolo
Evifrienskolettoinconsinto change your number
I guess that i dont need that though
Naujusembadyeausetono
Somebody (Auseteno)
Now your just somebody deausetuno
Somebody (Auseteno) PARIS
Parisisombadytheayousetono
Ausetuno, Deausetuno Ausetuno Some paris

I have to tell u something 

1.When ur crush texts you and then u get that felling in your stomach

2.when ur boyfriend texts u and says that u just shit your self since ur so scared he will break up with u
1
Crush:Hey I have to tell u something .
Me:ok what’s up .
Me inside:holy shit is this really happening .
2
Boyfriend:hey I have to tell you something

Me:oh ok what’s up

Me inside :shit is this really fucking happening

I dont have to imagine 

Used to defeat any of those terrible imagine not doing (blank) or imagine being a (thing that u are like weeb or furry)
and if you use it you will win any arguement.
you have to stay strong with what your opinion is like if someone says imagine hating (insert content creator)
use that and you will win you will be so powerful!
Kpop stan: imagine hating kpop πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ’… couldnt be me smh
You:i dont have to imagine lmaooo.
After a while, NamJoon4life has not been responding to ur comeback. which means you won and you ratio'd her. congrats you absolute chad.πŸ˜ƒπŸ‘

how fast do I have to walk

Someone asking how fast they have to walk for people to not realize they have dupe shoes. Respond with a joke. I.e. "bro can meditate" or "bro gotta start runningπŸ’€"
Person 1: bro how fast do I have to walk?
Person 2: you can fucking meditate dude.

Person 1: bro how fast do I gotta walk?
Person 2: Nah you have to teleport or some shit.

national girls have to say yes to everything 

β€œwill you go out with me”
β€œn- oh wait, yes”
β€œit’s national girls have to say yes to everything day”