Hamper Hillbilly 

a hillbilly or redneck who enjoys raping obese women, Using the tactic of hiding in their hampers until they are taking a poop. then jumping out and buttfucking their still shit covered Anus'

"OH SHIT! isa hamper hillbilly!" said Rosie O'Donnel
"ahh shit..." said Frankie Munez

Hamper Hillbilly by SEXMUFFIN-987654321987654321 June 13, 2010

hamper hog 

Section 8 and trail park Big white trash women who sleep with African American men.

That chick is a dirty hamper hog.

hamper hog by Big Freddy January 8, 2018

Hamper Police 

One who seeks to destroy hampers

This is the Hamper Police, is there someone by the name of Logan hiding here?

Hamper Police by WhollyMammothMother August 2, 2021

Hamper'ee

When you are a victim of being told to be who you are not, but then you realize being you is what makes YOU GO FAR in life.

Saul Goodman was a Hamper'ee

Hamper'ee by Borderjumper23 May 30, 2023

Hamper Hoe

Someone that sniffs dirty underwear, jocks or other used clothing.

Whenever my boyfriend leaves the house, I am such a hamper hoe.

Hamper Hoe by 140pointsix November 1, 2025

noise hamper 

An object that produces a white noise (like a fan, or maybe a radio on a lower volume) that is used to make sounds audible in a very quiet environment not quite as noticeable. Noise hampers can be used to make it harder to hear you doing something you don't want others to know about.

Noise hampers explain why so many people like to masturbate in the bathroom with the shower running.

While Tyrone and Shelly were having sex, Shelly used her fan as a noise hamper so her parents wouldn't hear her moaning.

I had to find a noise hamper so I could fap in peace.

noise hamper by thisplacesucksass April 19, 2014

Cock Hamper

A storage receptacle for dirty dicks. You just throw dirty dicks in like you would laundry into a regular hamper.

Commonly used to define particularly slutty women.

She had group sex with her boyfriend, her cousin's boyfriend, AND her cousin. My friend had knowingly set me up with a cock hamper.

Cock Hamper by Xeropoint December 24, 2011