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gummer squaw 

A gummer squaw is something you find on or near the rez (Indian reservation). It is a dried up old nasty broad with missing teeth from drugs, old age or domestic violence from a life time of several different bucks. Usually get taken home only after last call, but before the lights come back in.
"Hey Jonas, let go up to the Red Pony, get all fucked up and smoke some penners. There's usually a couple old gummer squaws hangin around up der!"
gummer squaw by Whiskey drinker April 22, 2017

gummer hummer

a blowjob with no teeth
I had a one night stand w1ith a gummer hummer last night.

gummer food 

1. Anything you can slurp through a straw;

2. Food you find in a nursing home;

3. Anything you don't need teeth to eat;

4. Gunk; 5. Sloppy joes 6. Soup;

7. Anything that mimics food that can be eaten at the senior center.
The dentist said I should eat gummer food for a few days.
My wife eats gummer food all the time.
The baby is off of gummer food and we have switched to solid foods.
Grandpa lost his false teeth and has to eat gummer food
gummer food by Sm_Bruner December 8, 2013

Gummer The Llama 

Gummer The Llama is a fucking cute-ass animal with stubby little legs, a poofy lil tail-ball, and eyes of hope. He is the absolute symbol of beauty and happiness. Everyone loves that motherfucker, or you're wrong.
"Oh my God, Gummer The Llama is so adorable."

"No, he's ugly."

"Well, you're wrong and I'm about to commit a hate crime because you said that."

Gummer Blumpkin 

Receiving a blow job from someone with no teeth (hence the gummer), while taking a shit on the toilet (hence the blumpkin).
Donald was the most delighted when ol' Betsy from room 309 came down the hall before midnight and surprised him with a Gummer Blumpkin on his birthday; needless to say, that's one way to keep the Doctor away!

blue gummer 

A racist term. Used to describe someone whose skin is so dark, that their gums look blue.
1: Damn dude look at that black guy!
2: Holy shit he's a blue gummer!
blue gummer by iamnobody00 May 17, 2009