San Antonio Goose Egg

Similar to a Hollywood balloon knot but this involves putting botox on a man's ball bag removing all wrinkles to make it extra silky smooth.

Candy: Have you hooked up with Charlie yet?

Shaniqua: Damn right girlfriend. He's got the nicest San Antonio Goose Egg you ever felt.

Candy: Damn Bitch

San Antonio Goose Egg by Drpun May 18, 2009

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Snowy Goose Egg

When a crazy night in Las Vegas or Atlantic City takes a turn for the worst. I know what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but a Snowy Goose Egg is when you spend all of your gambling winnings on hookers and cocaine. Then proceed to put all the coke on the hooker's ass and blow lines, when she inturn farts and blows all your coke all over the place. Therefore, leaving you with nothing but herpes, shame, no drugs and no money, a big fat goose egg.

Ira won $10,000 in Atlantic City where it then became dust in the wind when he spent all the money on hookers and blow. The hooker gave him a snowy goose egg, leaving him with nothing.

Snowy Goose Egg by Ira Goldbaum May 20, 2010

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Golden Goose Egg

describing something as gloriously or spectacularly bad.

They would've beaten me if it wasn't for that Golden Goose Egg

Golden Goose Egg by word guy [[[[ December 5, 2024

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Egg Laying Goose

A really bad golf shot or a really pathetic golf team in Wilmington DE.

After driving several golf balls into a pond, the huge grey goose flew off and layed an egg in mid-air.

What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan?

Egg Laying Goose by Semore-Hineys May 5, 2009