goldilocks tits

The breasts of a woman that are not too small, but not too large. They are just right. They dont get in the way, but are still visible. They work on almost any woman and is the icing on the cake for a girl who one would consider cute but not hot.

Guy A: I hooked up with this girl who had some nice goldilocks tits

Guy B: Sick bro, what size?

Guy A: 36C I think

goldilocks tits by yochoc May 17, 2014

Goldilocks box 

A women's box that isn't too loose or too tight, it's just right.

My girlfriend's pussy is so perfect, she has a goldilocks box.

Goldilocks box by FLAILIAN March 28, 2017

Goldilocks Theorem 

Goldilocks Theorem is a technique for guessing answers to multiple choice questions. You throw out the highest and lowest answers and guess from what's left. Typically applied to three and four answer questions.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I failed that exam. I used Goldilocks Theorem on the whole thing, so unless I got really lucky I'm fucked.

Goldilocks Theorem by mr.failure April 29, 2010

Goldilocks syndrome 

When the bed is either too soft or too hard, and you have a horrible night sleep

Person 1: Man I hate working away, it's so hard too sleep on this bed it's way too soft.

Person 2: looks like you suffering from goldilocks syndrome, better go get some sleeping pills.

Goldilocks syndrome by Dyabolikal June 20, 2016

Goldilocks Drunk 

A phase of drunk where you are so wasted you sleep in the bed of someone you've never met

"So I got goldilocks drunk last night and woke up in some old lady's bed."

Goldilocks Drunk by TehYetti March 13, 2012

Goldilocks Turd 

The immensely satisfying poop that comes after waiting just the right amount of time.

Person 1; "You look happy."
Person 2; "Yeah mate. Just had a Goldilocks Turd and I feel wonderful."

Goldilocks Turd by M J V D G June 24, 2016

Goldilocks Penis Man 

An insecure man who when given an obvious compliment chooses to find the negative.

K: I like your penis, it's not too big, not too small. Like a goldilocks penis.

T: Your trying to tell me that my penis isn't big!!? I'll hold onto that for months so I can fluff up an email full of negativity signed 'Goldilocks Penis Man'.

Goldilocks Penis Man by kelpleilani June 8, 2017