Don't wreck 'em/ Don't wreck your genitals 

refers to damaging your genitals through playful but violent activites Can be used with parting words, as a warning or to describe a lack of life experience.

"You are 25 and you have'nt wrecked 'em yet?"

(to someone play fighting)"Hey, careful you don't wreck your genitals."

"bye jay, don't wreck 'em!"

Don't wreck 'em/ Don't wreck your genitals by pixie December 1, 2004

Hatchet vs Genitals 

the sickest video ever... it features a man cutting his own dick, then possibly the same or different man cutting his balls off with a hatchet... i watched the whole thing... very extreme stuff...

me:(sends hatchet vs genitals link to friend)
friend:what is it?
me:just watch it
friend:oohh hell no.... i couldnt watch the whole thing
me:pussy....
friend: u watched the whole thing?? u got balls dude....

Hatchet vs Genitals by frankozz January 11, 2008

little generals in the genitals 

A euphemism for semen/sperm.

See sperm and/or semen

The little generals in the genitals fulfilled their active duty tour...on her face last night.

little generals in the genitals by RM3435 September 2, 2010

ambiguous genitals 

When a man is unable to determine whether he's with a woman or a lady-boy because he can't determine whether she has a vagina or an inverted penis.

Marco: Hey Pablo, how'd you do last night? Did you score with the chick you were taking to?
Pablo: Yeah man, we went back to her place and went at it but I'm not sure she wasn't a he. Her vagina just looked and felt weird. I don't know she's got some ambiguous genitals.
Marco: She's probably just been with a lot of black guys!
Pablo: Man, I hope so.

ambiguous genitals by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021

moose genitals 

Michael Jackson has something to do with it 🤔🤷🙄

look up youtube, moose genitals

moose genitals by LogicSays June 11, 2018

Steel Caged genitals disease 

A disease found in many human beings consisting of males and females. This happens when a person is trying to get the opposite sex "on to them" but is not able to do this due to the imaginary steel cage around him/her. It is very frustrating to get around this disease and cna piss the hell out of someone.

Juan: Hey man, that girl malane is damn hot, i like her.

Pedro- Bro,she has Steel Caged genitals disease, theres no way you could get her. I tried already its annoying as hell. Hey, you dont believe me. Just ask me. Or try to open up that cage for the rest of us.

Steel Caged genitals disease by Mo Fugger July 26, 2007

beaver genitals

Alternate name for chapstick. Named because of an ingredient in chapstick which apparently is derived from beaver genitals. No, I swear it is, I have a link somewhere.

D00d, you got any beaver genitals on you?

beaver genitals by lizzi May 20, 2005