Gas station friend 

Someone who you don’t really talk to or keep in touch with but act extremely chummy when they see each other

Me: Erich Is that your gas station friend Jason?? You should go say hi to him!!

(Goes over to talk)

*Twenty minutes later*

Erich: Dang I’m gonna miss Jason

Gas station friend by Lil fetus March 3, 2019

Gas Station Tweaker 

Someone who tokes up on "Gas Station Lush" and gets the wrong kind of "High."

Ian: "I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN SMOKING THAT SHIT ANTWON. YOU A GAS STATION TWEAKER!"

Gas Station Tweaker by GasSiphonerAndy August 4, 2022

gas station hot 

An attractive unkempt male. They are found often times wearing basketball shorts, dirty jeans, wife beaters and other clothing of the sort. Usually seen in passing at gas stations, grocery stores, and other similar locations.

That guy is gas station hot. I wouldn't date him but I would let him fuck me.

gas station hot by Morningstar6066 December 2, 2017

gas station gun

A firearm that is so poor in quality it might as well have been sold at a gas station. Typically found in stock at gun shops because nobody typically buys them, usually brands like Taurus, Hi-Point, Bersa, Stoeger, or SCCY.

Customer: Hey do you got any good guns for sale for a first time buyer?

Employee: Yea how much do you want to spend?

Customer: Well my budget is up to $350

Gun shop employee: alright let’s see what we have in our gas station gun cabinet.

gas station gun by Cokeman234 August 22, 2021

Gas station weed

The type of shit to get you so high your eyes droop, your head explodes and your testosterone levels increase to the max

Victim:Don't never buy no weed from the gas station, bro. If the nigga ain't in your contacts, don't ever go to the gas station, bro. I went up there at 11 o'clock last night trynna get me some weed. Bro, I smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here and my other eye is still right here. Explain, bro. I gotta go look for this nigga bro, what the fuck did you sell me, bro? Look at me, bro, I'm hideous!!

Friend: Gas station weed!? nigga are you serious?

Gas station weed by MrKata November 13, 2022

gas station milkshake 

The delicious and rich drink comprised of residual breast milk from the baby changing station in a gas station bathroom and a half-pint of ice cream. Scrumptious!

I only had $3 so I got a gas station milkshake. That shit slaps.

gas station milkshake by BunNSleepBag July 12, 2020

Gas station sushi 

The act of eating out or performing oral sex on a hooker while sitting on the toilet in a gas station bathroom.

So I heard you had some great gas station sushi last night.

Gas station sushi by ruckster holbster February 12, 2013