fluked up 

Similar to "flucked up" and other derivatives of "fluck". An allusion to Sandra Fluke, who's recent "I'm short of money for contraception" testimony, re-invigorated the debate about the difference between sluts, skanks, and ordinary prostitutes.

Not related to the word fluke, meaning an abberation of nature.

Also not related to the word Anita'd, of similar ilk.

"If she going to testify before Congress, she'd better get fluked up". Or alternately. "Boy, did old Clarence ever get Anita'd, on that coke issue".

fluked up by esdguru69 June 27, 2012

Flunkerdoob 

Aggressive behavior in adult slot machine gamblers

Person 1: "Yo, that guy looks like he lost a lot in a slot machine."
Person 2: "I know, and he's taking his flunkerdoob out on that vending machine."

Flunkerdoob by Doobius Language July 16, 2022

Flanked 

To brush one's hair, usually their fringe, backwards. Usually, people would prefer not to be seen whilst their fringe is flanked.

Seb: Hey, go on webcam!
Alex: Oh hell no! I just flanked my fringe back! I look well dodgy.
Seb: Oh.

Flanked by gekiiGRENADE! July 12, 2009

Fluked 

To be forced to pay for the contraception of women you are not having sex with.

The entire country has been fluked by that Sandra chick.

Fluked by cheekyT August 5, 2012

fluked 

to fluke is to ditch someone

That bitch fluked, we were supposed to go on a double date, but hey, more pussy for me.

fluked by edgarblah September 20, 2007

flucked up 

Fucked up luck. When things get fucked up only as the result of bad luck, and not due to anything within your control.

"If that bastard of a dog had crossed the road 5 seconds later, I would have been fine. Now I've got nasty whiplash and my car is a write-off. I'm telling you, it's totally flucked up."

flucked up by trickeychick April 18, 2008

Flucked 

To get lucky or to have unexpected sex, with an existing partner or a one nighter.

My mate and I went out to Barney's Pub last night and got flucked

Flucked by Gojai August 24, 2017